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 Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: whitewing maniac]
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02/03/23 03:19 PM
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reeltexan
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It may be time for an enemy, uh, er, I mean an enema.
![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/KjZZqFj8/point-with-bird.jpg) "If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: Hudbone]
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02/03/23 03:20 PM
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reeltexan
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Man, if I could figure out how to do a butt shot selfie… Sit on a printer. Not sure that's the answer, maybe a copier.
"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: whitewing maniac]
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02/03/23 03:21 PM
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JimBridger
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All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Edmund Burke
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: Hudbone]
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02/03/23 03:39 PM
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whitewing maniac
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Self admittedly, the OP can now officially be referred to as being full of crap. I get that often. Usually from the wife.
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: whitewing maniac]
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02/03/23 03:50 PM
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TPACK
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I`ve been on Keto for 2 years now. Never have a problem. We eat lots of salads and vegetables though. Good Luck. 
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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02/03/23 03:51 PM
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RedRanger
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drink the prune and empty them bowels Not allowed on Low Carb
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: whitewing maniac]
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02/03/23 03:52 PM
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BOBO the Clown
kind of a big deal
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kind of a big deal
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easy go drink kill cliff ignite
you are probably more sensitive to dehydration now so go drink lots more water and add in a little flax seed.
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: RedRanger]
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02/03/23 03:55 PM
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Chubbyfarts
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drink the prune and empty them bowels Not allowed on Low Carb What about sugar free gummy bears ?
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: whitewing maniac]
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02/03/23 04:02 PM
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TexFlip
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Go sit in your deer blind for at least 2 minutes. Works for me.
Just to make sure that it is done thoroughly, I go both ways.
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: RedRanger]
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02/03/23 04:04 PM
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Jimbo1
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drink the prune and empty them bowels Not allowed on Low Carb I'd think personal safety would trump a "diet" right now.
FJB - Lets Go Brandon
BBB - Bring Back Better
Awake - Not Woke!
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: 603Country]
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02/03/23 04:34 PM
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John2
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Man, if I could figure out how to do a butt shot selfie… How to take a butt shot selfie. ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/userpics/2023/02/full-4145-379762-dr._visit1.jpg) Mods,if offensive feel free to remove
Last edited by John2; 02/03/23 04:36 PM.
Not all those that wander are lost..
Back The Men in Blue that wears a badge
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: John2]
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02/03/23 04:40 PM
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Hudbone
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Man, if I could figure out how to do a butt shot selfie… How to take a butt shot selfie. Mods,if offensive feel free to remove 603 doesn't have heels in that color.
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: whitewing maniac]
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02/03/23 04:55 PM
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bigbob_ftw
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: whitewing maniac]
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02/03/23 04:57 PM
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Buzzsaw
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Glad you got "moving" again BTW some hilarious answers here, leave it to the members for some laughs. Oh, and the sugar free gummies or jellybeans. YES!!! Contains Sorbitol and will cause serious "flow" if you eat a bunch. 
SPACE FOR RENT
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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02/03/23 05:01 PM
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RedRanger
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drink the prune and empty them bowels Not allowed on Low Carb What about sugar free gummy bears ? Yes that is allowed and dangerous Oh Lord, I have had some of the sugar free stuff, It will clean you out for sure, it's dangerous when you get the hershey squirts and it's like a water hose nozzle shooting out the end of your rectum.
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: Chubbyfarts]
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02/03/23 05:08 PM
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BOBO the Clown
kind of a big deal
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kind of a big deal
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drink the prune and empty them bowels Not allowed on Low Carb What about sugar free gummy bears ? might want to research the glycemic index of the artificial sugars
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: John2]
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02/03/23 05:14 PM
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Davis300
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Man, if I could figure out how to do a butt shot selfie… How to take a butt shot selfie. Mods,if offensive feel free to remove Good one....and it just depends what day it is.
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: whitewing maniac]
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02/03/23 05:18 PM
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TLew
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Just an FYI -- a lot of this is driven by not drinking enough water. You should drink your body weight in ounces per day.
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: TLew]
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02/03/23 06:57 PM
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Jimbo1
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Just an FYI -- a lot of this is driven by not drinking enough water. You should drink your body weight in ounces per day. No way I could drink 300oz of water a day!
FJB - Lets Go Brandon
BBB - Bring Back Better
Awake - Not Woke!
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: Hudbone]
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02/03/23 07:51 PM
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603Country
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Yes, I don’t have shoes like that. And my flexibility isn’t what it was. And I was just kidding anyway.
Not my monkeys, not my circus...
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: whitewing maniac]
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02/03/23 08:29 PM
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TexFlip
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Just to make sure that it is done thoroughly, I go both ways.
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: whitewing maniac]
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02/03/23 08:35 PM
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The Nurses at Hendrick Medical Center called this a Baptist Cocktail.
Baptist Cocktail
1 cup of prune juice
1 cup of coffee
2 tablespoons of Milk of Magnesia
Mix together, warm the mixture in the microwave. Drink it all as quick as you can.
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Re: I CAN'T GO.....
[Re: whitewing maniac]
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02/03/23 08:43 PM
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DeRico
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I’m on the same diet and I ate some nachos with a lot of jalapeños the other day and OOOOF I blew the bathroom UUPP
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