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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: whitewing maniac] #8794554 02/03/23 03:19 PM
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It may be time for an enemy, uh, er, I mean an enema.



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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: Hudbone] #8794555 02/03/23 03:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Hudbone
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Man, if I could figure out how to do a butt shot selfie…


Sit on a printer.



Not sure that's the answer, maybe a copier.


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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: whitewing maniac] #8794556 02/03/23 03:21 PM
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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: Hudbone] #8794568 02/03/23 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Hudbone
Self admittedly, the OP can now officially be referred to as being full of crap.

I get that often. Usually from the wife.

Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: whitewing maniac] #8794576 02/03/23 03:50 PM
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I`ve been on Keto for 2 years now. Never have a problem. We eat lots of salads and vegetables though. Good Luck.


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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: whitewing maniac] #8794577 02/03/23 03:50 PM
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drink the prune and empty them bowels

Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: Chubbyfarts] #8794579 02/03/23 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Chubbyfarts
drink the prune and empty them bowels


Not allowed on Low Carb

Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: whitewing maniac] #8794581 02/03/23 03:52 PM
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easy go drink kill cliff ignite

you are probably more sensitive to dehydration now so go drink lots more water and add in a little flax seed.


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Originally Posted by RedRanger
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drink the prune and empty them bowels


Not allowed on Low Carb


What about sugar free gummy bears ?

Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: whitewing maniac] #8794586 02/03/23 04:02 PM
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Go sit in your deer blind for at least 2 minutes. Works for me.


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Just to make sure that it is done thoroughly, I go both ways.

Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: RedRanger] #8794587 02/03/23 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by RedRanger
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drink the prune and empty them bowels


Not allowed on Low Carb

I'd think personal safety would trump a "diet" right now.


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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: 603Country] #8794601 02/03/23 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by 603Country
Man, if I could figure out how to do a butt shot selfie…


How to take a butt shot selfie.

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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: John2] #8794604 02/03/23 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by John2
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Man, if I could figure out how to do a butt shot selfie…


How to take a butt shot selfie.

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603 doesn't have heels in that color.

Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: whitewing maniac] #8794619 02/03/23 04:55 PM
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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: whitewing maniac] #8794620 02/03/23 04:57 PM
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Glad you got "moving" again

BTW

some hilarious answers here, leave it to the members for some laughs. Oh, and the sugar free gummies or jellybeans. YES!!! Contains Sorbitol and will cause serious "flow" if you eat a bunch. flush


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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: Chubbyfarts] #8794623 02/03/23 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Chubbyfarts
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drink the prune and empty them bowels


Not allowed on Low Carb


What about sugar free gummy bears ?


Yes that is allowed and dangerous

Oh Lord, I have had some of the sugar free stuff, It will clean you out for sure, it's dangerous when you get the hershey squirts and it's like a water hose nozzle shooting out the end of your rectum.

Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: Chubbyfarts] #8794625 02/03/23 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Chubbyfarts
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drink the prune and empty them bowels


Not allowed on Low Carb


What about sugar free gummy bears ?


might want to research the glycemic index of the artificial sugars


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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: John2] #8794631 02/03/23 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by John2
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Man, if I could figure out how to do a butt shot selfie…


How to take a butt shot selfie.

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Good one....and it just depends what day it is.

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Just an FYI -- a lot of this is driven by not drinking enough water. You should drink your body weight in ounces per day.

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Originally Posted by TLew
Just an FYI -- a lot of this is driven by not drinking enough water. You should drink your body weight in ounces per day.

No way I could drink 300oz of water a day!


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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: Hudbone] #8794732 02/03/23 07:51 PM
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Yes, I don’t have shoes like that. And my flexibility isn’t what it was. And I was just kidding anyway.


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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: whitewing maniac] #8794734 02/03/23 07:54 PM
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Magnesium at night

Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: whitewing maniac] #8794765 02/03/23 08:29 PM
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Have we had splashdown?


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Just to make sure that it is done thoroughly, I go both ways.

Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: whitewing maniac] #8794767 02/03/23 08:35 PM
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The Nurses at Hendrick Medical Center called this a Baptist Cocktail.

Baptist Cocktail
1 cup of prune juice
1 cup of coffee
2 tablespoons of Milk of Magnesia

Mix together, warm the mixture in the microwave. Drink it all as quick as you can.


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I’m on the same diet and I ate some nachos with a lot of jalapeños the other day and OOOOF I blew the bathroom UUPP


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