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I CAN'T GO.....
Been on a LOW CARB diet for a month. Done this diet a couple times earlier in life.
I CAN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM DANGITT!.
Eat green veggies at least once or twice a day.
Tried 2 different things to make me chit, ain't working.
HELP!!!!!
This is serious, no chit.
Posted By: Superduty
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 10:51 PM
Very spicy hot sauce, or get some Exlax.(stool softener) from drug store.
Posted By: Jimbo1
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 10:55 PM
Dr Pepper does it for me.
Posted By: Texican
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 10:55 PM
How long ?
Very spicy hot sauce, or get some Exlax.(stool softener) from drug store.
I've tried 3 different ones. Eat spicy food regularly.
Posted By: Superduty
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 10:56 PM
Very spicy hot sauce, or get some Exlax.(stool softener) from drug store.
I've tried 3 different ones. Eat spicy food regularly.
I mean burn your butt hot sauce, not spicy foods.
Posted By: pdr55
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 10:56 PM
Coffee works for me.
Posted By: jetdad
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 10:57 PM
There are some members on here that are quite full of it. I'm sure they will chime in.
Posted By: frognot
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 10:57 PM
Allsup's burrito
A week. When it hurts your back it starts sucking.
Posted By: Texican
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 10:58 PM
A week. When it hurts your back it starts sucking.
Miralax
Posted By: Jimbo1
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 11:04 PM
A week. When it hurts your back it starts sucking.
You're getting into dangerous territory if it's been a week.
Posted By: Roll-Tide
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 11:13 PM
Fiber gummies work for me.
A week. When it hurts your back it starts sucking.
You're getting into dangerous territory if it's been a week.
5 days, so a little uncomfortable.
Posted By: unclebubba
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 11:26 PM
I used to go at minimum twice a day. Now that I am on the low carb diet, it has dwindled to once a day, sometime every other. So, It's really not an issue for me. Maybe go to the drug store and get a suppository to get things moving now? A whole week is probably not good.
Posted By: wp75169
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 11:27 PM
Magnesium Citrate. It’s cheap and works right now. Drink the whole bottle.
Posted By: Guy
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 11:27 PM
Posted By: deerfeeder
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 11:28 PM
If you ask your wife for an enema, you'll find out just how much she loves you.
Posted By: dkershen
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 11:29 PM
Time for a Ducolax glycerin suppository. Or a trip to the ER for an enema. Not a pretty thought but 5 day's is bordering on impaction.
Posted By: MO
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 11:35 PM
Magnesium Citrate. It’s cheap and works right now. Drink the whole bottle.
good luck finding Mag citrate ,,, they recalled all of it ,
MO RPh
Have you tried senna and docusate ?
If you ask your wife for an enema, you'll find out just how much she loves you.
Haha. She told me to get one of those. I'm not doing that until it's an emergency.
Posted By: RayB
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 11:51 PM
1/2 dose of milk of magnesia, trust me, only a half dose. Don't worry you won't get to love drinking it
Posted By: Tbar
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/02/23 11:57 PM
Posted By: Poppa
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:08 AM
metamusil will work
Posted By: Davis300
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:17 AM
Miralax. Taste like crap but triggers the “flow”.
Posted By: kmon11
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:22 AM
Miralax. Taste like crap but triggers the “flow”.
It works better than milk of magnesia for us. After bypass surgery and plenty of pain meds I had to go before being able to leave the hospital. 2 full doses of milk of magnesia and I had not gone. One Miralax less than 30 minutes was packing my bags to go home.
That's a long time
I would be trying the fibers or enema
Posted By: Stub
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:23 AM
Lots of leafy roughage and a cup of Coffee in the am =
Posted By: angus1956
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:28 AM
A week. When it hurts your back it starts sucking.
Pardon the pun but GET YOUR A*S TO THE DOCTOR!
1/2 dose of milk of magnesia, trust me, only a half dose. Don't worry you won't get to love drinking it
Been thru Dolcolax, milk of magnesia, and 1 other. Plus fiber tablets twice a day. Ain't happening
Posted By: Stub
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:36 AM
Posted By: bigbob_ftw
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:36 AM
Fiber!!
A week. When it hurts your back it starts sucking.
Pardon the pun but GET YOUR A*S TO THE DOCTOR!
That's next on my list.
Posted By: Jimbo1
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:40 AM
Sounds like it's past time for...the apparatus!
Posted By: DannyB
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:41 AM
Once you get over this impaction:
1 cup Bob's Red Mill Wheat Bran, available on Amazon if nearby health food store doesn't have it.
1 cup prune juice
1 cup applesauce. I like cinnamon.
Stir it up and refrigerate. Take three or so tablespoons of that at night and drink Metamucil.
As soon as you wake up in the morning, get up quickly.
Posted By: Paluxy
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:43 AM
2 burritos and 4 hot sauces for several cases
Posted By: TCM3
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:48 AM
Go to your local middle eastern owned gas station and get something with refried beans in it.
Posted By: LeonCarr
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:53 AM
They make a sugar free Metamucil that is really good.
Also, they make bulk fiber type capsules that are low carb/no carb. Lots of hidden carbs in medicines, especially anything that is in a syrup.
Don't get medical advice on a hunting forum. If you aren't feeling right, go to a doctor.
Posted By: 603Country
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:54 AM
When I was in the hospital with the Pancreatitus (how ever you spell it) the pain meds plugged me up good. The nurses started with prune juice and worked their way up the list of more potent stuff. Nothing worked until the doctor said to give me”the bomb”. Nurses smiled and they went off to mix it in their witches cauldron. I drank it, and I’ve drunk worse for the sake of medicine. Nothing happened right away, but the nurses said to be prepared to sprint to the head. And sure enough.
See if somebody knows what “The Bomb” consists of.
Posted By: TurkeyHunter
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 01:02 AM
Since it has been that many days you probably need to focus on the back end. Then after that make sure you have help going down the front end.
Suppository, glycerin Fleet squeeze thingy or enema may be your best bet.
Posted By: bobcat1
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 01:03 AM
Hot Hot Hot peppers and ducolax. Have strong black coffee first thing in the morning. If that don't move you get the enema. You are impacted.
Posted By: GUTIT
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 01:07 AM
And just like that,,,hunting season is over. Bring on the splinter and paper cut posts.
Exlax and an Enema possibly, hell, I have no clue.
Posted By: Judd
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 01:09 AM
My grandpa used to call a suppository a physic (sp?)…for some reason that always cracked me up and I needed that laugh today, thank you.
That’s your next step and it will free you up and having you [censored] like a blue goose. Good luck!
And just like that,,,hunting season is over. Bring on the splinter and paper cut posts.
Exlax and an Enema possibly, hell, I have no clue.
Posted By: ntxtrapper
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 01:43 AM
There are some members on here that are quite full of it. I'm sure they will chime in.
Posted By: DannyB
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 01:50 AM
Milk of magnesia per container directions, 6-8 ounces of prune juice, and a quarter stick of butter. Warm it then drink it. Better than a perforated colon spilling its contents into your gut.
Posted By: 603Country
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 02:13 AM
I found the recipe for “the bomb” on the internet.
1 cup prune juice
1 cup coffee
2 Tablespoons of Milk of Magnesia
Mix it together, warm for 45 sec in microwave, drink. Results in 1 to 3 hours.
I was plugged soundly. This concoction fixed the problem.
Posted By: pdr55
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 02:21 AM
Can you find some of the pre colonoscopy prep drink ?
Posted By: Buzzsaw
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 03:37 AM
A week. When it hurts your back it starts sucking.
Miralax
everyday couple times a day
But I think you should holler at the Doc. They can get that PLUG out and then you can begin the daily Miralax.
I've had diverticulitis, was nasty, Doc cut out a hunk of colon, called a resection..
Hydrocodone couple weeks ago plugged me up really solid but 4 Ducal ax at once did the trick the next morning.
just don't stray far from the pot, as it will catch you by surprise and you'll be ordering new drawers ASAP.
Posted By: luckyp
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 04:11 AM
Gallbladder flush ingredients will get you flowing again.
Posted By: GusWayne
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 04:13 AM
Keystone always worked for me
Posted By: RedRanger
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 08:12 AM
If your trying to stay low carb or keto then eat: Saurkraut and or some Korean KimChi, you need fermeted food to get you going
Posted By: RedRanger
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 08:35 AM
Been on a LOW CARB diet for a month. Done this diet a couple times earlier in life.
I CAN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM DANGITT!.
Eat green veggies at least once or twice a day.
Tried 2 different things to make me chit, ain't working.
HELP!!!!!
This is serious, no chit.
Keto lets your body consume most of your food and waste very since you are eating heavy protiens. I found I was able to have a bowel movement for almost 5 days, but you will get back on track.
What I liked about keto is your bowel movement become like a dog, you can deficate and it is so pure that you don't even have to wipe, since it comes out too hard and compact.
Posted By: TexFlip
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 10:39 AM
Put a dip in.
Posted By: Hudbone
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 10:41 AM
Wheat germ, a couple of spoon fulls will do. Much like scrubbing bubbles for your insides.
Coffee...lots of coffee....
Posted By: Stub
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:28 PM
Try using this
Posted By: TheCswift
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:35 PM
Sugar free gummy bears
Posted By: kry226
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:48 PM
A little
always worked for me!
Posted By: Hudbone
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 12:54 PM
Granny would be setting you up with some cod liver oil.
I found the recipe for “the bomb” on the internet.
1 cup prune juice
1 cup coffee
2 Tablespoons of Milk of Magnesia
Mix it together, warm for 45 sec in microwave, drink. Results in 1 to 3 hours.
I was plugged soundly. This concoction fixed the problem.
Milk of magnesia worked a little by itself this morning. But looks like I'm buying some prune juice after work today, and give this a shot.
Posted By: Creekrunner
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 01:38 PM
Nothing says "old" like a BM thread. Next will be pictures of rashes.
And I hope maniac isn't putting off going to the doctor too long.
Posted By: hook_n_line
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 01:49 PM
Try some creamed spinach from Luby's. Works every time.
Posted By: 603Country
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 02:08 PM
Man, if I could figure out how to do a butt shot selfie…
Posted By: reeltexan
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 02:09 PM
My wife's grandmother used to brag about the great movements she had in the morning. Proud of 'em.
Posted By: bigbob_ftw
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 02:11 PM
My wife says drink coconut oil.
Posted By: Hudbone
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 02:18 PM
Man, if I could figure out how to do a butt shot selfie…
Sit on a printer.
Posted By: Judd
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 02:20 PM
Man, if I could figure out how to do a butt shot selfie…
Sit on a printer.
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....Hud, do not encourage this despicable behavior.
Posted By: Davis300
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 02:55 PM
My wife's grandmother used to brag about the great movements she had in the morning. Proud of 'em.
Darn, family conversations with the matriarch I hope I never have.
Posted By: soooo
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 02:57 PM
Posted By: Hudbone
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 03:06 PM
Self admittedly, the OP can now officially be referred to as being full of crap.
We're all pulling for you brother, keep us posted. Not a live feed, just a timely update.
Posted By: reeltexan
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 03:19 PM
It may be time for an enemy, uh, er, I mean an enema.
Posted By: reeltexan
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 03:20 PM
Man, if I could figure out how to do a butt shot selfie…
Sit on a printer.
Not sure that's the answer, maybe a copier.
Posted By: JimBridger
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 03:21 PM
Self admittedly, the OP can now officially be referred to as being full of crap.
I get that often. Usually from the wife.
Posted By: TPACK
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 03:50 PM
I`ve been on Keto for 2 years now. Never have a problem. We eat lots of salads and vegetables though. Good Luck.
Posted By: Chubbyfarts
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 03:50 PM
drink the prune and empty them bowels
Posted By: RedRanger
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 03:51 PM
drink the prune and empty them bowels
Not allowed on Low Carb
easy go drink kill cliff ignite
you are probably more sensitive to dehydration now so go drink lots more water and add in a little flax seed.
Posted By: Chubbyfarts
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 03:55 PM
drink the prune and empty them bowels
Not allowed on Low Carb
What about sugar free gummy bears ?
Posted By: TexFlip
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 04:02 PM
Go sit in your deer blind for at least 2 minutes. Works for me.
Posted By: Jimbo1
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 04:04 PM
drink the prune and empty them bowels
Not allowed on Low Carb
I'd think personal safety would trump a "diet" right now.
Posted By: John2
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 04:34 PM
Man, if I could figure out how to do a butt shot selfie…
How to take a butt shot selfie.
Mods,if offensive feel free to remove
Posted By: Hudbone
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 04:40 PM
Man, if I could figure out how to do a butt shot selfie…
How to take a butt shot selfie.
Mods,if offensive feel free to remove
603 doesn't have heels in that color.
Posted By: bigbob_ftw
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 04:55 PM
Posted By: Buzzsaw
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 04:57 PM
Glad you got "moving" again
BTW
some hilarious answers here, leave it to the members for some laughs. Oh, and the sugar free gummies or jellybeans. YES!!! Contains Sorbitol and will cause serious "flow" if you eat a bunch.
Posted By: RedRanger
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 05:01 PM
drink the prune and empty them bowels
Not allowed on Low Carb
What about sugar free gummy bears ?
Yes that is allowed and dangerous
Oh Lord, I have had some of the sugar free stuff, It will clean you out for sure, it's dangerous when you get the hershey squirts and it's like a water hose nozzle shooting out the end of your rectum.
drink the prune and empty them bowels
Not allowed on Low Carb
What about sugar free gummy bears ?
might want to research the glycemic index of the artificial sugars
Posted By: Davis300
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 05:14 PM
Man, if I could figure out how to do a butt shot selfie…
How to take a butt shot selfie.
Mods,if offensive feel free to remove
Good one....and it just depends what day it is.
Posted By: TLew
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 05:18 PM
Just an FYI -- a lot of this is driven by not drinking enough water. You should drink your body weight in ounces per day.
Posted By: Jimbo1
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 06:57 PM
Just an FYI -- a lot of this is driven by not drinking enough water. You should drink your body weight in ounces per day.
No way I could drink 300oz of water a day!
Posted By: 603Country
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 07:51 PM
Yes, I don’t have shoes like that. And my flexibility isn’t what it was. And I was just kidding anyway.
Posted By: Huntmaster
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 07:54 PM
Magnesium at night
Posted By: TexFlip
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 08:29 PM
Have we had splashdown?
Posted By: dogcatcher
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 08:35 PM
The Nurses at Hendrick Medical Center called this a Baptist Cocktail.
Baptist Cocktail
1 cup of prune juice
1 cup of coffee
2 tablespoons of Milk of Magnesia
Mix together, warm the mixture in the microwave. Drink it all as quick as you can.
Posted By: DeRico
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 08:43 PM
I’m on the same diet and I ate some nachos with a lot of jalapeños the other day and OOOOF I blew the bathroom UUPP
Posted By: 603Country
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 09:22 PM
Get your gall bladder removed. Constipation will be only a memory. For now though, use “the bomb”, aka the Baptist Cocktail. You’ll find that nickel you swallowed in 3rd Grade. Listen for the clink.
The Nurses at Hendrick Medical Center called this a Baptist Cocktail.
Baptist Cocktail
1 cup of prune juice
1 cup of coffee
2 tablespoons of Milk of Magnesia
Mix together, warm the mixture in the microwave. Drink it all as quick as you can.
Just did this about an hour ago. Waiting for all systems go.
Posted By: dkershen
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 09:45 PM
I can't believe this thread has generated 2K views and over a hundred replies. OT community needs to get a life.
(present company included)
Posted By: Greg
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 09:52 PM
I can't believe this thread has generated 2K views and over a hundred replies. OT community needs to get a life.
(present company included)
Rumor has it Gutfeld just “caught wind” of this thread and will be talking about it on tonight’s episode
Posted By: Jimbo1
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 09:58 PM
I can't believe this thread has generated 2K views and over a hundred replies. OT community needs to get a life.
(present company included)
Rumor has it Gutfeld just “caught wind” of this thread and will be talking about it on tonight’s episode
He's the only one who could do it justice!
Posted By: Chubbyfarts
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 10:02 PM
Update ?
I can't believe this thread has generated 2K views and over a hundred replies. OT community needs to get a life.
(present company included)
Rumor has it Gutfeld just “caught wind” of this thread and will be talking about it on tonight’s episode
I'm special. See what ya'll been missing for 2 years?
Posted By: Hudbone
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 10:18 PM
Someone better call the Katy waste water treatment facility and warn them that something special is coming down the pipe.
Posted By: Judd
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/03/23 11:40 PM
This bomb has potential…
Posted By: 603Country
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 12:11 AM
Well, it’s been a while now. What’s the uh, outcome? Has the OP OPoo’d?
Posted By: retfuz
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 12:20 AM
Collard greens.....
Posted By: TXHOGSLAYER
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 01:41 AM
Go sit in your deer blind for at least 2 minutes. Works for me.
Sure does…
Posted By: 68rustbucket
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 02:15 AM
Well, it’s been a while now. What’s the uh, outcome? Has the OP OPoo’d?
He took so much stuff, it probably all started working. May be too dehydrated to type a response.
Posted By: pdr55
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 03:08 AM
Well, it’s been a while now. What’s the uh, outcome? Has the OP OPoo’d?
He took so much stuff, it probably all started working. May be too dehydrated to type a response.
Yeah, if he took half the stuff that people recommended he won’t be off the throne for a week.
Posted By: Buzzsaw
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 05:51 AM
I can't believe this thread has generated 2K views and over a hundred replies. OT community needs to get a life.
(present company included)
Rumor has it Gutfeld just “caught wind” of this thread and will be talking about it on tonight’s episode
He's the only one who could do it justice!
He's too obsessed with the Giant breasted shop teacher in canada.
TOUCHDOWN.
We can close this post down now
Posted By: Creekrunner
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 12:47 PM
Light a candle , would ya!
Posted By: TexFlip
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 12:49 PM
Posted By: DF2
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 12:53 PM
How does a mathematician relieve constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.
Posted By: bigbob_ftw
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 12:55 PM
Posted By: pdr55
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 02:29 PM
TOUCHDOWN.
We can close this post down now
Shouldn’t that be splashdown?
Posted By: Grizz
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 02:39 PM
This thread did it for me. Halfway through the second page I was like a B-52 over the Ho Chi Minh trail.
The bomb that was posted up earlier. Prune juice, coffee and milk of magnesia.
Posted By: Greg
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 05:08 PM
And the wind is out of the South today
In all seriousness… glad you’re back to good
Posted By: LoneStarSon
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 05:44 PM
DripDrop, it rehydrates you... and drink plenty of water every day. Should be half your weight in ounces... so a 100 pound person would drink 50 ounces and a 200 pound person would drink 100 ounces.
Posted By: tlk
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 10:45 PM
Wheat Grass tablets - 4 a day - supplement and very good for you - been taking them 15 years and they have kept me regular - google them on Amazon
Did you weigh in before and after?
Posted By: TXHOGSLAYER
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/04/23 11:38 PM
Did you weigh in before and after?
Did you weigh in before and after?
No dangitt. Wish I did, but down 12# in 4 weeks. But I'm gonna go with about a 2lbs morning
Posted By: Greg
Re: I CAN'T GO..... - 02/05/23 03:24 AM
You ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?
- Ron White