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I CAN'T GO..... #8794145 02/02/23 10:50 PM
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Been on a LOW CARB diet for a month. Done this diet a couple times earlier in life.
I CAN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM DANGITT!.
Eat green veggies at least once or twice a day.
Tried 2 different things to make me chit, ain't working.
HELP!!!!!
This is serious, no chit.

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Very spicy hot sauce, or get some Exlax.(stool softener) from drug store.


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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: whitewing maniac] #8794152 02/02/23 10:55 PM
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How long ?

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Originally Posted by Superduty
Very spicy hot sauce, or get some Exlax.(stool softener) from drug store.

I've tried 3 different ones. Eat spicy food regularly.

Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: whitewing maniac] #8794155 02/02/23 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by whitewing maniac
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Very spicy hot sauce, or get some Exlax.(stool softener) from drug store.

I've tried 3 different ones. Eat spicy food regularly.


I mean burn your butt hot sauce, not spicy foods.


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There are some members on here that are quite full of it. I'm sure they will chime in.

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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: Texican] #8794161 02/02/23 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Texican
How long ?

A week. When it hurts your back it starts sucking.

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Originally Posted by whitewing maniac
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How long ?

A week. When it hurts your back it starts sucking.

Miralax

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Originally Posted by whitewing maniac
Originally Posted by Texican
How long ?

A week. When it hurts your back it starts sucking.

You're getting into dangerous territory if it's been a week.


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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: Jimbo1] #8794181 02/02/23 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimbo1
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Originally Posted by Texican
How long ?

A week. When it hurts your back it starts sucking.

You're getting into dangerous territory if it's been a week.

5 days, so a little uncomfortable.

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I used to go at minimum twice a day. Now that I am on the low carb diet, it has dwindled to once a day, sometime every other. So, It's really not an issue for me. Maybe go to the drug store and get a suppository to get things moving now? A whole week is probably not good.

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Magnesium Citrate. It’s cheap and works right now. Drink the whole bottle.

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Originally Posted by frognot
Allsup's burrito

With 2 hot sauces...

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Time for a Ducolax glycerin suppository. Or a trip to the ER for an enema. Not a pretty thought but 5 day's is bordering on impaction.


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Originally Posted by wp75169
Magnesium Citrate. It’s cheap and works right now. Drink the whole bottle.


good luck finding Mag citrate ,,, they recalled all of it ,

MO RPh

Have you tried senna and docusate ?



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Originally Posted by deerfeeder
If you ask your wife for an enema, you'll find out just how much she loves you.

Haha. She told me to get one of those. I'm not doing that until it's an emergency.

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1/2 dose of milk of magnesia, trust me, only a half dose. Don't worry you won't get to love drinking it sick


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Re: I CAN'T GO..... [Re: whitewing maniac] #8794227 02/03/23 12:17 AM
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Miralax. Taste like crap but triggers the “flow”.

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