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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #5937758 09/20/15 10:36 PM
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The Ranch owner has a new gate keeper this year.
I'm going to miss that old gate keeper.

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Originally Posted By: doogie
The Ranch owner has a new gate keeper this year.
I'm going to miss that old gate keeper.


this whole thread is pure gold

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #5938073 09/21/15 01:11 AM
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #5938865 09/21/15 03:18 PM
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I can only imagine how the rest of that night went.


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #5938868 09/21/15 03:21 PM
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roflmao Still a good laugh I remember that one

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: texassippi] #5939780 09/22/15 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted By: texassippi
Originally Posted By: doogie
The Ranch owner has a new gate keeper this year.
I'm going to miss that old gate keeper.


this whole thread is pure gold


Yep. up


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #5940891 09/22/15 04:45 PM
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Man, that's funny.

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #6097654 12/23/15 04:03 AM
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too funny.

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #6098684 12/23/15 09:16 PM
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #8487573 12/27/21 03:34 AM
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LOL

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #8487590 12/27/21 04:10 AM
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A six year old thread?

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: hornetfan63] #8487600 12/27/21 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by hornetfan63
A six year old thread?


Still making me laugh more since the first time I saw it.

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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #8487630 12/27/21 06:12 AM
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It’s a classic


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #8487656 12/27/21 10:49 AM
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40/50 some odd years ago, some square heads hunted near the border and would make some trips to the border for purely entertainment purposes. One night, Spunks was so impressed with the talents of a certain double breasted brown mattress thrasher that he paid her for the night and took her to his deer lease. The others were put out a little, but after all, it was Spunks.

That would have been the end of it save for the wives were all friends too and they decided to came down that next morning to surprise their hubbies. The hunters were all out in the pasture, but one sleeping bag was filled when the womins got there. Spunks lived, stayed on the lease and I never heard how the "entertainment" got home.

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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #8487676 12/27/21 01:10 PM
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My brother witnessed a similar incident. The wives arrived first while my brother was there alone, then the RV pulled in and the entertainers decended the stairs. My brother packed up and left before the fireworks reached their peak.


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #8487744 12/27/21 02:37 PM
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Good lord that’s hilarious

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #8487855 12/27/21 04:09 PM
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Not sure that's an insult?

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #8487993 12/27/21 07:00 PM
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Broken English and limited understating of the language sometimes is funny.
Hope it all worked out.

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Gone to Texas] #8488014 12/27/21 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Gone to Texas
Wow, that guy deserves an [censored] whoopin


Or a substantial tip!


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #8488059 12/27/21 08:31 PM
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Gate guy we had asked me one early afternoon, "Who was Rambo with all that shooting going on?" Think heisinterpreted our mid-morning quail hunt for rifle shooting. Good gate guy? not much of a hunter. Same guy also regularly requested that we get him toilet paper, toothpaste, toothbrush and 12 pack of Coca Colas from town. No whores were requested. LOL

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: hornetfan63] #8488081 12/27/21 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by hornetfan63
A six year old thread?


It was started in 2013 the OP just kept the joke going and it’s still funny


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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: doogie] #8488155 12/27/21 10:24 PM
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Whores at the ranch, I should have been hunting with you guys in my younger days rofl

Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives [Re: Ol Thumper] #8488164 12/27/21 10:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Ol Thumper
Whores at the ranch, I should have been hunting with you guys in my younger days rofl


They could have the gift that keeps on giving though. I went to college with a close friend that got herpes. Learned a lot by just talking to that little guy. Dayum. And there's lotz of other bugs too. No. Thank. You.


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Originally Posted by Creekrunner
Originally Posted by Ol Thumper
Whores at the ranch, I should have been hunting with you guys in my younger days rofl


They could have the gift that keeps on giving though. I went to college with a close friend that got herpes. Learned a lot by just talking to that little guy. Dayum. And there's lotz of other bugs too. No. Thank. You.



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