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 Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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09/20/15 10:36 PM
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doogie
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The Ranch owner has a new gate keeper this year.
I'm going to miss that old gate keeper.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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09/20/15 11:23 PM
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The Ranch owner has a new gate keeper this year.
I'm going to miss that old gate keeper. this whole thread is pure gold
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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09/21/15 01:11 AM
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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09/21/15 03:18 PM
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Night Hunting TV
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I can only imagine how the rest of that night went.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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09/21/15 03:21 PM
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 Still a good laugh I remember that one
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: texassippi]
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09/22/15 12:27 AM
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The Ranch owner has a new gate keeper this year.
I'm going to miss that old gate keeper. this whole thread is pure gold Yep. 
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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09/22/15 04:45 PM
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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12/23/15 04:03 AM
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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12/23/15 09:16 PM
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Freedom is a fragile thing ...Those who have known freedom, and then lost it, have never known it again.
-- Ronald Reagan
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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12/27/21 03:34 AM
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DaveTexas
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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12/27/21 04:10 AM
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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12/27/21 04:26 AM
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Still making me laugh more since the first time I saw it.
Last edited by krmitchell; 12/27/21 04:26 AM.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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12/27/21 06:12 AM
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To be determined
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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12/27/21 10:49 AM
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40/50 some odd years ago, some square heads hunted near the border and would make some trips to the border for purely entertainment purposes. One night, Spunks was so impressed with the talents of a certain double breasted brown mattress thrasher that he paid her for the night and took her to his deer lease. The others were put out a little, but after all, it was Spunks.
That would have been the end of it save for the wives were all friends too and they decided to came down that next morning to surprise their hubbies. The hunters were all out in the pasture, but one sleeping bag was filled when the womins got there. Spunks lived, stayed on the lease and I never heard how the "entertainment" got home.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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12/27/21 01:10 PM
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My brother witnessed a similar incident. The wives arrived first while my brother was there alone, then the RV pulled in and the entertainers decended the stairs. My brother packed up and left before the fireworks reached their peak.
...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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12/27/21 02:37 PM
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Biscuit
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Good lord that’s hilarious
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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12/27/21 04:09 PM
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Not sure that's an insult?
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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12/27/21 07:00 PM
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angus1956
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Broken English and limited understating of the language sometimes is funny.
Hope it all worked out.
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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12/27/21 07:26 PM
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Wow, that guy deserves an [censored] whoopin Or a substantial tip!
'It's Only Treason if You Lose."
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: doogie]
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12/27/21 08:31 PM
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Gate guy we had asked me one early afternoon, "Who was Rambo with all that shooting going on?" Think heisinterpreted our mid-morning quail hunt for rifle shooting. Good gate guy? not much of a hunter. Same guy also regularly requested that we get him toilet paper, toothpaste, toothbrush and 12 pack of Coca Colas from town. No whores were requested. LOL
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
[Re: hornetfan63]
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12/27/21 09:04 PM
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It was started in 2013 the OP just kept the joke going and it’s still funny
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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12/27/21 09:55 PM
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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12/27/21 10:24 PM
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Ol Thumper
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Whores at the ranch, I should have been hunting with you guys in my younger days 
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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12/27/21 10:29 PM
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Creekrunner
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Whores at the ranch, I should have been hunting with you guys in my younger days They could have the gift that keeps on giving though. I went to college with a close friend that got herpes. Learned a lot by just talking to that little guy. Dayum. And there's lotz of other bugs too. No. Thank. You.
...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
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Re: Gate keeper at hunting ranch insult our wives
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12/28/21 12:54 AM
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Whores at the ranch, I should have been hunting with you guys in my younger days They could have the gift that keeps on giving though. I went to college with a close friend that got herpes. Learned a lot by just talking to that little guy. Dayum. And there's lotz of other bugs too. No. Thank. You. That's what the 90 proof is for. Just pour it on ya when you're done, kills everything....or so they say. 
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