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Holy Jalepenos!!!
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12/17/21 04:21 AM
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Lesson learned good people! Getting ready for breakfast in the morning, so I diced up a bunch of jalepenos to mix with meat eggs and onions. Got sidetracked doing something for the wife, and just wiped hands on a towel. Just picked my nose, and head is on fire! Wife is laughing her azz off as I run around the house looking for Vaseline or Lydicaine!!! 🤧
Beer and whiskey, 'cause you can't drink bacon!!
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Re: Holy Jalepenos!!!
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12/17/21 04:35 AM
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kmon11
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lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: Holy Jalepenos!!!
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12/17/21 04:44 AM
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I had some jalapeño juice on my hands that I forgot about. I had to take a piss… it’s amazing how sensitive that area is
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Re: Holy Jalepenos!!!
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12/17/21 05:10 AM
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I feel your pain! Couple years ago I halved and seeded a few pounds of jalapeños for a run of sausage the next morning. Washed my hands and then took my contacts off
It's hell eatin em live
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Re: Holy Jalepenos!!!
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12/17/21 05:28 AM
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I had some jalapeño juice on my hands that I forgot about. I had to take a piss… it’s amazing how sensitive that area is Yep! Just wait until you are gutting/seeding habaneros that you have grown & pampered one night and then the wife cracks the door open and says "I need you in here NOW". Being young and stupid, all you do is rinse your hands off quick and get in there. Don't ever do that............she STAYED pissed at me.........hot fingers in sensitive areas and habaneros burn for a long time........
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12/17/21 11:39 AM
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Re: Holy Jalepenos!!!
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12/17/21 12:21 PM
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I had some jalapeño juice on my hands that I forgot about. I had to take a piss… it’s amazing how sensitive that area is Yep! Just wait until you are gutting/seeding habaneros that you have grown & pampered one night and then the wife cracks the door open and says "I need you in here NOW". Being young and stupid, all you do is rinse your hands off quick and get in there. Don't ever do that............she STAYED pissed at me.........hot fingers in sensitive areas and habaneros burn for a long time........
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Re: Holy Jalepenos!!!
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12/17/21 01:08 PM
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I had some jalapeño juice on my hands that I forgot about. I had to take a piss… it’s amazing how sensitive that area is Yep! Just wait until you are gutting/seeding habaneros that you have grown & pampered one night and then the wife cracks the door open and says "I need you in here NOW". Being young and stupid, all you do is rinse your hands off quick and get in there. Don't ever do that............she STAYED pissed at me.........hot fingers in sensitive areas and habaneros burn for a long time........ What do you dab on that to make the burn stop? Just for future reference. I like to stay positive.
...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
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Re: Holy Jalepenos!!!
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12/17/21 01:48 PM
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I had some jalapeño juice on my hands that I forgot about. I had to take a piss… it’s amazing how sensitive that area is Yep! Just wait until you are gutting/seeding habaneros that you have grown & pampered one night and then the wife cracks the door open and says "I need you in here NOW". Being young and stupid, all you do is rinse your hands off quick and get in there. Don't ever do that............she STAYED pissed at me.........hot fingers in sensitive areas and habaneros burn for a long time........ Talk about setting her world on FIRE.
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Re: Holy Jalepenos!!!
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12/17/21 03:01 PM
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I had some jalapeño juice on my hands that I forgot about. I had to take a piss… it’s amazing how sensitive that area is Yep! Just wait until you are gutting/seeding habaneros that you have grown & pampered one night and then the wife cracks the door open and says "I need you in here NOW". Being young and stupid, all you do is rinse your hands off quick and get in there. Don't ever do that............she STAYED pissed at me.........hot fingers in sensitive areas and habaneros burn for a long time........ What do you dab on that to make the burn stop? Just for future reference. I like to stay positive. Not touching that one
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Re: Holy Jalepenos!!!
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12/17/21 03:17 PM
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I had some jalapeño juice on my hands that I forgot about. I had to take a piss… it’s amazing how sensitive that area is Been there. Done that. I had some jalapeño juice on my hands that I forgot about. I had to take a piss… it’s amazing how sensitive that area is Yep! Just wait until you are gutting/seeding habaneros that you have grown & pampered one night and then the wife cracks the door open and says "I need you in here NOW". Being young and stupid, all you do is rinse your hands off quick and get in there. Don't ever do that............she STAYED pissed at me.........hot fingers in sensitive areas and habaneros burn for a long time........ Another PSA...if you like to go downtown, wash your facial hair really good after eating crawfish.
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12/17/21 03:20 PM
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Re: Holy Jalepenos!!!
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12/17/21 07:35 PM
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I had some jalapeño juice on my hands that I forgot about. I had to take a piss… it’s amazing how sensitive that area is Yep! Just wait until you are gutting/seeding habaneros that you have grown & pampered one night and then the wife cracks the door open and says "I need you in here NOW". Being young and stupid, all you do is rinse your hands off quick and get in there. Don't ever do that............she STAYED pissed at me.........hot fingers in sensitive areas and habaneros burn for a long time........ What do you dab on that to make the burn stop? Just for future reference. I like to stay positive. No idea.
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Re: Holy Jalepenos!!!
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12/17/21 07:36 PM
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I had some jalapeño juice on my hands that I forgot about. I had to take a piss… it’s amazing how sensitive that area is Yep! Just wait until you are gutting/seeding habaneros that you have grown & pampered one night and then the wife cracks the door open and says "I need you in here NOW". Being young and stupid, all you do is rinse your hands off quick and get in there. Don't ever do that............she STAYED pissed at me.........hot fingers in sensitive areas and habaneros burn for a long time........ What do you dab on that to make the burn stop? Just for future reference. I like to stay positive. Not touching that one I wasn't allowed to touch that one either for awhile.
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12/17/21 08:35 PM
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Re: Holy Jalepenos!!!
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12/18/21 12:47 AM
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