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Re: How would you like to die [Re: fadetoblack64] #7997219 10/03/20 10:32 PM
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It's not that I'm afraid to die,
I just don't want to be there when it happens.


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Re: How would you like to die [Re: bill oxner] #7997228 10/03/20 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by bill oxner


It's not that I'm afraid to die,
I just don't want to be there when it happens.


The late, great Joe Diffie said it best.


Re: How would you like to die [Re: Halfadozen] #7997240 10/03/20 10:51 PM
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However God chooses. Pain will be temporary, salvation will be permanent. That said, if it was up to me to choose, peacefully in my sleep after tagging the buck of my dreams lol.


Almost verbatim, 'cept the last part is my 2nd choice. 1st choice is after something that rhymes with "tagging" and involves the love of my life. I've been told I'm not allowed to do that, and most vehemently, not during.


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Re: How would you like to die [Re: fadetoblack64] #7997244 10/03/20 10:57 PM
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The same way Bruce Willis did in Armageddon, or how Dennis Quad did in Independence Day.

Re: How would you like to die [Re: gusick] #7997254 10/03/20 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by gusick
The same way Bruce Willis did in Armageddon, or how Dennis Quad did in Independence Day.

Up yours lol


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Re: How would you like to die [Re: gusick] #7997276 10/03/20 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by gusick
The same way Bruce Willis did in Armageddon, or how Dennis Quad did in Independence Day.


Dennis Quaid?

Re: How would you like to die [Re: Sneaky] #7997302 10/04/20 12:05 AM
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The same way Bruce Willis did in Armageddon, or how Dennis Quad did in Independence Day.


Dennis Quaid?


I'm not sure, I'm talking about the guy that played Cousin Eddy.

Re: How would you like to die [Re: bill oxner] #7997304 10/04/20 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by bill oxner


It's not that I'm afraid to die,
I just don't want to be there when it happens.


I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to because life is a hell of a lot of fun.

Speaking of which, I found out day before yesterday that my mother has stage 4 lung cancer (squamus cell). I'm old, she's old, but she's always been as much a friend as she was my momma. I remember her when she was so young and beautiful, it's like we grew up together, grew old together (though I only feel old when I look in the mirror).

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Originally Posted by aerangis
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It's not that I'm afraid to die,
I just don't want to be there when it happens.


I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to because life is a hell of a lot of fun.

Speaking of which, I found out day before yesterday that my mother has stage 4 cancer. I'm old, she's old, but she's always been as much a friend as she was my momma. I remember her when she was so young and beautiful, it's like we grew up together, grew old together (though I only feel old when I look in the mirror).

Oh man, that's a hard hit but it's beatable. I'm 10 years out on my stage IV cancer diagnosis/treatment. Best wishes to your mom and your family.


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Re: How would you like to die [Re: gusick] #7997350 10/04/20 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by gusick
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The same way Bruce Willis did in Armageddon, or how Dennis Quad did in Independence Day.


Dennis Quaid?


I'm not sure, I'm talking about the guy that played Cousin Eddy.


It’s not Dennis, for sure. I think it’s Randy.

Re: How would you like to die [Re: aerangis] #7997363 10/04/20 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by aerangis


I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to because life is a hell of a lot of fun.

Speaking of which, I found out day before yesterday that my mother has stage 4 cancer. I'm old, she's old, but she's always been as much a friend as she was my momma. I remember her when she was so young and beautiful, it's like we grew up together, grew old together (though I only feel old when I look in the mirror).

Thoughts and Prayers Sir.


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Re: How would you like to die [Re: fadetoblack64] #7997372 10/04/20 01:18 AM
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Quick and painless

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Originally Posted by aerangis
Originally Posted by bill oxner


It's not that I'm afraid to die,
I just don't want to be there when it happens.



Speaking of which, I found out day before yesterday that my mother has stage 4 lung cancer (squamus cell). I'm old, she's old, but she's always been as much a friend as she was my momma. I remember her when she was so young and beautiful, it's like we grew up together, grew old together (though I only feel old when I look in the mirror).

Prayers for you and your family.


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Re: How would you like to die [Re: GUTIT] #7997516 10/04/20 04:35 AM
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In a gladiator pit, fighting my azz off. Last one standing wins. I want to see it coming and have a fair chance at beating it. I’m not laying down for anything.


I like a fight better than anyone but death is something none of us will ever beat. It could happen tomorrow in the truck or 40 years from now laying in the bed. I thought I killed a man one night in a bar fight at the Five Point Lounge in San Angelo. I didn’t like that feeling at all. When you grab a man off the floor by the shirt to hit him again and all you see is blood and an open mouth floppy head it slows your roll. Been in two since then and that was because I had no other way out. That night took the fun out of it for me.

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Originally Posted by Homer Jay


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Homer has thought this through... up


It won't be her...she is overseas.

But, she's calling you. This answer is post of the year to me.

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Re: How would you like to die [Re: NORML as can be] #7997647 10/04/20 12:58 PM
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I don't care as long as it's painless and family doesn't have to watch.... Roll me up and smoke me when i die, May I Rest In Peace


X2 sir .


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Re: How would you like to die [Re: fadetoblack64] #7997806 10/04/20 03:39 PM
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Does no one not want to die, but be taken in the rapture?


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Re: How would you like to die [Re: texfork] #7997836 10/04/20 04:12 PM
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I don't care as long as it's painless and family doesn't have to watch.... Roll me up and smoke me when i die, May I Rest In Peace


X2 sir .


Or passed out in your sleep?


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Re: How would you like to die [Re: fadetoblack64] #7997863 10/04/20 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
During sex.


You're supposed to ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. Sometimes they say no?

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Originally Posted by bigbob_ftw
During sex.


Ima say juuuuust after would be a little nicer? Just a couple minutes roflmao


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Originally Posted by gusick
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During sex.


You're supposed to ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. Sometimes they say no?


I always tell my wife, the last thing I want to hear is you making up a lie to the paramedics on what happened.

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Peacefully like my grandmother did. They found her in her chair where she had been reading a newspaper.


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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did, instead of creaming like everyone else in the car.

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