How would you like to die

I'll go first......like scarface.


I love glowing in a blacklight or night vision.

quickly

X2

Smothered to death

Shot by a jealous husband.

Terrified. I want to know this is it. But no pain.

In my sleep with a smile on my face

Death by BLUE BELL

At home in my bed

In the middle of arguing over things that don’t matter with people I don’t really know.

Homer has thought this through...

Exactly. Not screaming like the passengers in the car.

Thankful.

It’ll never happen but I wanna die with the peaceful feeling of readiness, like I had a full life and did everything I wanted to do here on this God forsaken planet before meeting my maker. Painful, painless, I don’t care. I just want one of you knuckleheads draped over my casket, screaming “WHYYYYY”

Who’s it gonna be? Who’s comin’ with me?

Homer Jay and Western, that made me giggle

Massive Heart attack....15 mins of pain, tops.

Thread of the week.

I'll pass.

It won't be her...she is overseas.

Last time I died, it was only for 2 minutes. Hoping for something more newsworthy.

I Came Into This World Kicking and Screaming While Covered in Someone Elses: Blood and I Have No Problem with Going Out the Same Way

I can be bought, you want full 5 gun salute and me screaming to be buried with you? Or just screaming to be buried with you. If you book in the next 10 mins it 50% discount.... this offer won’t last long

Hump Day worthy pic!

You mean she is not a nurse!

First time it was almost 4 minutes, while knocked out on lots of drugs in ICU. Next time like was said earlier go to sleep in my own bed and not wake up but have a big smile on my face.

I don't care as long as it's painless and family doesn't have to watch.... Roll me up and smoke me when i die, May I Rest In Peace

Well if here in the States that would cover 2 time zones.

What’s in it for me?

Yeah, overseas! That’s why it won’t be her...

Vera Dijkmans was hot a few years ago. Today if she had to haul azz, it would take her two trips.

It don't much matter to me. I'm secure in my salvation. Ten seconds later and I'll be having toast and grilled fish on the beach at sunrise with Jesus.

Yeah, that’s what makes her so attractive. She can’t get away.

In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's ...

never mind.

Squashed by a big ol asteroid about the size of a football field on a beautiful spring Sunday morning while crappie fishing & drinking coffee.

Put me down for one of the trips.

Now, this man has thought this through. I like that.

Dadgum! I want legitimate painful screaming at the loss of ol Bullfrog.

Bobo, just do me a favor and drive by every once and a while. She’ll be fine. It’s my peppers I’m worried about

Lmao. That is funny though. How about you fight with someone else over who it’s gonna be? That’ll be much better!
Really get into the character. Say you and Txhunter. I’d pay to see that

Easy killer! If it's the size of a football field it's going to get us all.

In a Blaze of glory

Watch out for this Rustler feller

Rich.

I didn’t want to sound selfish, room for everybody.
If it helps, I’ll supply the coffee and bring donuts or real kolaches not them pig ina blanket deals.
BYO fishing poles & bait.

In my sleep

Gettin’ mushed by a space rock would be pretty cool.

Viagra overdose.

Just make sure you're fishing in Granbury so it will be quick for me too.

Hate to break it to you, but heaven won’t have beaches or fish. LOL

Without pain and a smile on my face.

How do you know?

Not after a long suffering battle with cancer....also prefer not in a fire.

Peacefully in my sleep would be nice

Be pretty cool to be standing with my twins, matching AR 10s, gunning down some zombies. Going all Rambo. Ha.

I’m also curious about this.

All you have to do is study the Bible and it actually gives many facts about the new heaven and earth. I mean does it make sense that we will kill fish to eat in heaven? That’s me just joking. But seriously, much is there if one desires to learn.

Also, there will be no need for a sun. The sun may be there, but not as we need it here.

Death wouldn’t make sense, at all. I’m more curious about the beaches. I have limited knowledge on what the Bible says Heaven is like. Edify me, please.

The simplest answer would be to read Revelation 21:1

I would suggest to read much more and dig deeper. There is much out there about why no seas. Water. When Christ ordered the demons into the swine and they ran and drowned themselves. There is much in the connection between fallen angels and water. Subterranean ideas. Fascinating materials.

I could not begin to explain sufficiently here.

quickly as others have posted

Will there be a need to eat?
A need to see?
A need to breath?
A need to feel?

These are all things a human body needs to survive but we leave that behind.

Peacefully while in my sleep would be nice, but I’ll probably get hung up in a wood chipper or something with my luck.

10/4. Thank you.

Agree with this too. Do not want to drown though.

Peacefully in my sleep, not screaming and yelling like my Passengers

Yep, just reading a good book, turning the lights out and going to sleep

In a very comfortable rocking chair on a hillside in the fall with a light warm sun and cool breeze in my face overlooking beautiful hills with fall foliage blazing and glass of smooth whiskey.
Just nod off as the sun sets and meet my maker

Stub, I think that sounds a little amazing actually.

I chuckled when I read that

My other way I would like to go would get me in the W.O.S and Divorced from my wife

My dad always said he wanted to die at 80 years old shot in the back off a Harley Davidson by a 25 year old jealous husband. He nailed the 80 years old part. The rest? Not so much.

However God chooses. Pain will be temporary, salvation will be permanent. That said, if it was up to me to choose, peacefully in my sleep after tagging the buck of my dreams lol.

Yalls deaths are boring

https://youtu.be/QE3D3TEZDD4

In a gladiator pit, fighting my azz off. Last one standing wins. I want to see it coming and have a fair chance at beating it. I’m not laying down for anything.

It's not that I'm afraid to die,
I just don't want to be there when it happens.

The late, great Joe Diffie said it best.

Almost verbatim, 'cept the last part is my 2nd choice. 1st choice is after something that rhymes with "tagging" and involves the love of my life. I've been told I'm not allowed to do that, and most vehemently, not during.

The same way Bruce Willis did in Armageddon, or how Dennis Quad did in Independence Day.

Up yours lol

Dennis Quaid?

I'm not sure, I'm talking about the guy that played Cousin Eddy.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to because life is a hell of a lot of fun.

Speaking of which, I found out day before yesterday that my mother has stage 4 lung cancer (squamus cell). I'm old, she's old, but she's always been as much a friend as she was my momma. I remember her when she was so young and beautiful, it's like we grew up together, grew old together (though I only feel old when I look in the mirror).

Oh man, that's a hard hit but it's beatable. I'm 10 years out on my stage IV cancer diagnosis/treatment. Best wishes to your mom and your family.

It’s not Dennis, for sure. I think it’s Randy.

Thoughts and Prayers Sir.

Quick and painless

I don’t want anybody to have to look after me

Prayers for you and your family.

I like a fight better than anyone but death is something none of us will ever beat. It could happen tomorrow in the truck or 40 years from now laying in the bed. I thought I killed a man one night in a bar fight at the Five Point Lounge in San Angelo. I didn’t like that feeling at all. When you grab a man off the floor by the shirt to hit him again and all you see is blood and an open mouth floppy head it slows your roll. Been in two since then and that was because I had no other way out. That night took the fun out of it for me.

But, she's calling you. This answer is post of the year to me.

X2 sir .

Does no one not want to die, but be taken in the rapture?

Or passed out in your sleep?

During sex.

You're supposed to ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. Sometimes they say no?

Ima say juuuuust after would be a little nicer? Just a couple minutes

I always tell my wife, the last thing I want to hear is you making up a lie to the paramedics on what happened.

I came into the world naked and screaming. I want to go out the same way. My goal is to get shot in the back by a jealous husband as I go out the bedroom window of a sexy 22 year old redhead at the age of 95.

Peacefully like my grandmother did. They found her in her chair where she had been reading a newspaper.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did, instead of creaming like everyone else in the car.

If you were alone, would it be considered suicide?

In my case yes. I'll never realize my dream.

In my sleep. When I am 85

Like my dad nit my mom or grandad. Blood clot broke loose. Painless and quick.

with everything in order

This is my story and I am sticking to it.

I wanna die in my sleep like grandpa...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

One of my best friend's father, who was like a 2nd father to me always said he wanted to die of a massive heart attack, at his ranch, with his boots on. That's exactly how he died. I'm sure he would have preferred it not happen in front of his grandkids, or me and my buddy having to do CPR on him but the doctor in Abilene said the heart attack was so bad he was gone before he hit the floor.

We have a winner!

X2

I'd like to die gutting a 190" buck.

Not me. I quit field dressing deer a long time ago.

I hope it is after I meet at least one great grandchild.

I married early and had kids late.

My wife is going to kill me, so I hope she does not kill the lady who she finds me with.

That last line is greatness.

I'm not giving y'all ideas on how to kill me...figure it out on your own.

Quickly

Underneath a super model after a multi hour “escapade”.

word!

That's got to be the most embarrassing way to die, ever. Rubbing one out and dropping dead, imagine your family finding you like that. How do you explain that to the kids/Grandkids when they ask how you died?

Not soon , but quick

Mo

That's why I can no longer watch a Kung Fu rerun.

Well the good news is you wouldn't be around to have to explain.

Yeah, but most people want to leave behind some sort of legacy, and that dang sure ain’t it.