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The thermos
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09/02/20 07:20 PM
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A man is working at a sex toy store when a brunette walks in. She asks him how much for the black sex toy? He replies $50 for the black one, $50 for the white one. She leaves without purchasing anything. A red head walks in and asks him how much for the white sex toy? He replies $50 for the white one, $50 for the black one. she doesn’t buy anything. A blonde enters the store and asks him how much for a sex toy? He answers $50 for a black one, $50 for a white one. She asks how much for the plaid one on the shelf behind him? He says oh thats a very special one, thats $250. She buys it. At closing, the manager walk in and asks the man how much he sold. The man said no dildos but i sold your thermos for $250.
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Re: The thermos
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09/02/20 07:33 PM
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CCBIRDDOGMAN
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Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Re: The thermos
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09/02/20 07:37 PM
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Cajun Raider
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Re: The thermos
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09/02/20 08:34 PM
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Re: The thermos
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09/07/20 07:32 AM
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A man is working at a sex toy store when a brunette walks in. She asks him how much for the black sex toy? He replies $50 for the black one, $50 for the white one. She leaves without purchasing anything. A red head walks in and asks him how much for the white sex toy? He replies $50 for the white one, $50 for the black one. she doesn’t buy anything. A blonde enters the store and asks him how much for a sex toy? He answers $50 for a black one, $50 for a white one. She asks how much for the plaid one on the shelf behind him? He says oh thats a very special one, thats $250. She buys it. At closing, the manager walk in and asks the man how much he sold. The man said no dildos but i sold your thermos for $250. I don't think the younger folks know about the old plaid thermoses.
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