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 Oh He77 NO
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10/07/19 01:10 PM
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Buzzsaw
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Girlfriend drug me to a wedding for a friend of hers Saturday. Venue in Celina. 95*, dead calm, outdoor ceremony under mosquito filled trees surrounded by a "pond". WALK from the ceremony site UP a hill to the reception hall. FINALLY some AC !! FINALLY, the bar is open and I grab a handful of Pacifico beer and a white wine for the Gal. They call our table for dinner buffet..........ready?..........ready?....... NO MEAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All vegetable items, HIPPIES, groom had a man-bun, lots of colorful tattoos and pink haired girls. Vows they talked about how to stay married in this CAPITALISTIC world !!! Guess she dint mind her daddy making the money to pay for it all. They brought a live band from Cincinnati, very good, an Emerald City type party band. All is good, got my Pacifico 
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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10/07/19 01:12 PM
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Stub
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Pacifico saved the day 
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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10/07/19 01:17 PM
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reeltexan
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I'll never understand why folks have outdoor weddings in Texas unless it's between November and May..
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: reeltexan]
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10/07/19 01:20 PM
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dkershen
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I'll never understand why folks have outdoor weddings in Texas unless it's between November and May..
Amen...
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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10/07/19 01:28 PM
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Duck_Hunter
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Pacifico would’ve tied me over for the hour or less we stayed at the reception until I get out of there and get some real food.
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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10/07/19 01:29 PM
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NORML as can be
^^Cut the Cord^^
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I'll give them two years.
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: dkershen]
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10/07/19 01:39 PM
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J.G.
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I'll never understand why folks have outdoor weddings in Texas unless it's between November and May..
Amen... And then you'd better have a contingency plan in case 3 inches and hour of rain comes down. At least that's how it is at my camp. Wife and I went to one in Naples, TX on June 30 several years ago. It was still 95° during the ceremony at dusk. We gave them hell for scheduling it when they did.
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: dkershen]
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10/07/19 01:46 PM
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Buzzsaw
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I'll never understand why folks have outdoor weddings in Texas unless it's between November and May..
Amen... well I'm guilty , but if you want to have an outdoor wedding , on a SATURDAY in the Fall or Spring, in the "Hill Country" you need to plan 2 years ahead. My daughter wanted Spring break, she finally got June 27th. Depends when you want to get married. On the good side, we are having Papacitas catering a Fajita buffet, with open bar !!!
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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10/07/19 01:51 PM
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fadetoblack64
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Man you need to lose this girlfriend
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: dkershen]
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10/07/19 02:07 PM
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TCM3
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Vows they talked about how to stay married in this CAPITALISTIC world ! See Tall Tales and Yarns section...... 
I'll never understand why folks have outdoor weddings in Texas unless it's between November and May..
Amen...
Last edited by TCM3; 10/07/19 02:07 PM.
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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10/07/19 02:13 PM
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Sneaky
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There isn’t a beer in this world that’s worth that. That’s what you get for going to a wedding, though. Just say no.
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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10/07/19 02:15 PM
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Sneaky
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Oh, I give the marriage less than two years before it’s done. I predict the groom ruins it by eating lots of meat.....so to speak.
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: NORML as can be]
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10/07/19 02:18 PM
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bill oxner
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I'll give them two years. Why so long? 
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: J.G.]
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10/07/19 02:23 PM
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pegasaurus
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I'll never understand why folks have outdoor weddings in Texas unless it's between November and May..
Amen...
And then you'd better have a contingency plan in case 3 inches and hour of rain comes down. At least that's how it is at my camp. Wife and I went to one in Naples, TX on June 30 several years ago. It was still 95° during the ceremony at dusk. We gave them hell for scheduling it when they did. Maybe that is why some of these young’uns are wearing skinny jeans and crocks these days.
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: bill oxner]
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10/07/19 02:27 PM
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NORML as can be
^^Cut the Cord^^
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I'll give them two years. Why so long? Gives them plenty of chances to work things out before calling it quits it would be irresponsible for them to do otherwise.. And they brought in a live band from Cincinnati.
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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10/07/19 02:30 PM
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Buzzsaw
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Sneaky]
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10/07/19 03:53 PM
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Judd
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Oh, I give the marriage less than two years before it’s done. I predict the groom ruins it by eating lots of meat.....so to speak. Solid..... I'd tell Buzz to lose the girlfriend too....but have you seen Buzz? Let's just say he don't have a lot of options  
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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10/07/19 09:34 PM
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Buzzsaw
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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10/07/19 09:39 PM
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texasag93
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I'll never understand why folks have outdoor weddings in Texas unless it's between November and May..
Amen... well I'm guilty , but if you want to have an outdoor wedding , on a SATURDAY in the Fall or Spring, in the "Hill Country" you need to plan 2 years ahead. My daughter wanted Spring break, she finally got June 27th. Depends when you want to get married. On the good side, we are having Papacitas catering a Fajita buffet, with open bar !!! Where is the THF group invite?
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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10/07/19 09:50 PM
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just send cash to me, this one hurt the gun fund BAD !!!!
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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10/07/19 09:58 PM
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Cool Mo D
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No meat, man bun, pink hair. Girl-friend or no. I be gone.
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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10/07/19 10:02 PM
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Herbie Hancock
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You mean you didn't ask for a omnivore option just they vegetarians do at weddings, the get all mad when there isn't an option just specially made for you?
It takes beer to make thirst worthwhile - J. Fred Schmidt
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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10/08/19 01:24 AM
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bill oxner
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Oh He77 NO
[Re: Buzzsaw]
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10/08/19 04:13 PM
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HankTheTank
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Having a 'Man' bun inherently means you are not a man at all. Hope they go away soon.
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