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 Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Aggieduck]
#5290279
09/05/14 10:57 PM
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Guy
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There sure is a lot of shooting going on over there....
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5290312
09/05/14 11:22 PM
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Hopedale
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"Did you see where it fell?"
"Was it more to the right or left?"
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5290401
09/06/14 12:30 AM
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FWBanger
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If you have a buddy that buys every hunting gadget known to man and if he was dumb enough to buy a dove call and you're hunting on a day when the birds just aren't flying I love to yell out "Blow your dove call!" It's either that or "stop firing warning shots"
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5290490
09/06/14 01:30 AM
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wacorusty
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"The arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and assistance to foreign hands should be curtailed, lest Rome fall." Cicero
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5290538
09/06/14 01:56 AM
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rdh1
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He would say "I got that one"
And I would say "yeah right"
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5290660
09/06/14 03:05 AM
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Nikl
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Father in law tells me " that bird is too high" Me -- BOOM "nope" 
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5290690
09/06/14 03:27 AM
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shooterwalter
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How did I miss that bird?
www.poetryshootingclub.comGun Dog Training, Flighty Quail Guided/Unguided Quail Hunting Group Events/Parties 700 Yard Range CLOSE TO DALLAS Take a youth shooting 214-728-2755 By appointment always and you shoot in private.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5290773
09/06/14 04:43 AM
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kellygunner
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I love this thread! Please keep it going, I've been laughing my buttons off.
Kelly
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: shooterwalter]
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09/06/14 11:45 AM
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Dave B
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How did I miss that bird? My buddy said that last evening but it was "how did you miss that bird".
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Guy]
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09/06/14 02:32 PM
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ImTheReasonDovesMourn
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There sure is a lot of shooting going on over there.... Followed by "what the hell are they shooting at?" Follwed by "poor Egrets never had a chance."
Haha yea I polished that thing for hours.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5291639
09/06/14 11:09 PM
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bigjoe8565
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My oldest daughter prior to her first dove hunt. "It seems unfair to hunt dove with a shotgun". Needless to say she didn't use one shot per bird. We had two doves land in the mojos without anyone seeing them
. I took what I call a skillet shot and she said "well that was rude".
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
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09/06/14 11:19 PM
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fishonmyline
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"Dad Dad Dad". Heard that several times.
I don't smoke ,so I can't say but I highly doubt it. I do know a loud fart works! I think they like the smell plus I guess they think it's a buck grunt.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5291654
09/06/14 11:24 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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I think my barrel might be bent.
LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5291664
09/06/14 11:35 PM
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tigger
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you must have found a nest these birds have only pin feathers.
Tigger
If it isn't white it is not a birddog.
KC
Lying is lying. Don't bitch about one doing it and condone another. That's called hypocrisy.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Simple Searcher]
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09/07/14 12:39 AM
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PavurOutdoors
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"I cant believe that"
Last edited by PavurOutdoors; 09/07/14 12:40 AM.
Pavur Outdoors
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Trophy Catfish & Crappie
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5291915
09/07/14 02:19 AM
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ndhunter
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"How the hell did you miss that one?"
"I can't believe you missed that"
"You must be hung over"
"Can you help me find it?"
"Hurry up and find it you are flaring the birds"
"You shot my Mojo"
"Pick up your hulls"
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5291963
09/07/14 02:48 AM
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DENTPUSHA
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Who the hell is drinking these Yellow bellies.... this isn't a banquet.
I'm pretty sure we just used 35 grand worth of utv/atv, 10 grand worth of guns, 300$ in beer and only killed 3 birds....boom make that 4 birds.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5292049
09/07/14 03:30 AM
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feech
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
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09/07/14 04:06 AM
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toolman
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Old age ain't for sissies!
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5292475
09/07/14 03:00 PM
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Stompy
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I hear this one a lot from one group of my hunters "Their Shi#ting on you" means you got birds coming over your head..
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: toolman]
#5292582
09/07/14 04:09 PM
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kindall
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Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.
Experience is what you get, when you didn't get what you wanted.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5292589
09/07/14 04:11 PM
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kindall
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And from the people with new dogs.
Here Here !@#$%^& Here
Shopping with your husband is like hunting with the game warden.
Experience is what you get, when you didn't get what you wanted.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5292649
09/07/14 04:47 PM
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Merican Duck Hunter
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Arise.Kill.Eat -Acts 10:13 I have read a bunch of stuff on the internet about Star Wars but that does not mean I can skin a deer with a light saber.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5296309
09/09/14 01:47 PM
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hook_n_line
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"Hey, the inverter tripped the breaker when I turned on both blades. Told you we could make a margarita out here, just got to rev the truck once in a while."
Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: kindall]
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09/09/14 02:27 PM
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J McCoy
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And from the people with new dogs.
Here Here !@#$%^& Here I laughed pretty hard because its true....
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