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 funny dove hunting quotes?
#5289705
09/05/14 05:06 PM
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Ghost-cfd
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Best quote from this mornings hunt. " The third shot is a desperation shot... Its also a " I don't want to leave just one in the chamber" shot..." Thought this might make someones day a little better 
No one had a gun in our hands and we just watched it go. One guy threw his beer can at it.. just in really good shape and also hopefully flip the switch a little faster on my wife.
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 Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5289711
09/05/14 05:09 PM
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wal1809
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5289747
09/05/14 05:26 PM
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bigjoe8565
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I heard this comment multiple times.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5289750
09/05/14 05:27 PM
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wal1809
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I love those guys that hollar "My bird". OK! Yessir it sure is your bird, now I will go shoot me another 
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
#5289755
09/05/14 05:33 PM
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hook_n_line
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"Bird! Bird! Bird! hey wake up arsehole I didn't pay this much and drive all this way for you to sleep in a pasture."
Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
[Re: Ghost-cfd]
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09/05/14 05:34 PM
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wal1809
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Since your getting one out of the cooler, how abouts you get me one too?
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5289768
09/05/14 05:41 PM
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beaversnipe
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5289769
09/05/14 05:41 PM
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Fooshman
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I tend to ask my gf "why do you even bring a gun?"
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5289770
09/05/14 05:42 PM
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Hunt2Fish
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I heard this a lot here in south texas, oh and google translate wont help you on this one.
"hay viene el pajarero"
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5289774
09/05/14 05:45 PM
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Simple Searcher
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Dang birds are wearing Kevlar.
![[Linked Image]](https://live.staticflickr.com/848/43929693942_36eb4b30cb_m.jpg) "Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5289794
09/05/14 05:54 PM
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wal1809
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I tend to ask my gf "why do you even bring a gun?"
I thought she was shooting that day we went.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5289852
09/05/14 06:23 PM
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3 shots 1 kill.
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My brother: "I think I'm shooting blanks!" Me: nah, you just can't shoot worth a chit...
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5289862
09/05/14 06:29 PM
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garrett
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shoulda been here yesterday
Attention rickym, this is not a troll post, just a good hearted fun type of post
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5289872
09/05/14 06:38 PM
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BradyBuck
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After missing a bird...."Must have my donut choke in"
HRCH Washita's Kimber Locked N Loaded
GRHRCH Firefly's Rally The Troops MH
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5289879
09/05/14 06:44 PM
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Txduckman
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"Uh, that's not a dove..."
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5289893
09/05/14 06:49 PM
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Fowlman
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"Well it's better that being at work"
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5289895
09/05/14 06:50 PM
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Ghost-cfd
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"Uh, that's not a dove..." I hear that one a lot
No one had a gun in our hands and we just watched it go. One guy threw his beer can at it.. just in really good shape and also hopefully flip the switch a little faster on my wife.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5289897
09/05/14 06:51 PM
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SapperTitan
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"Hey man dont worry about it I sucked my first time trying to kill dove too. Prob. just need a different choke."
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5290029
09/05/14 07:56 PM
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Fooshman
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I tend to ask my gf "why do you even bring a gun?"
I thought she was shooting that day we went. She was. At times I have to encourage her to shoot though. I've let birds fly past me to get to her and she still sometimes hesitates to shoot. I've even tried to get her to switch spots with me and she won't have any of it. Opening day she sort of got shafted as we had two last minute additions and she got stuck in the middle and didn't take many shots. I think she likes to watch the birds and dogs more often than not, which I am guilty of as well.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5290036
09/05/14 07:59 PM
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hook_n_line
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I heard this a lot here in south texas, oh and google translate wont help you on this one.
"hay viene el pajarero"
"Here come the bird man" 
Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5290155
09/05/14 09:27 PM
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Slow Drifter
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after three shots... "boom boom boom!!! Just checkin' the action on this old 870. She's good!"
"I have no idea what WW-III will be fought with, but WW-IV will be fought with sticks and stones." A. Einstein 
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5290183
09/05/14 09:48 PM
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Fooshman
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"What is he shooting at?"
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5290209
09/05/14 10:07 PM
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Dave Speer
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well, I heard the guides limited out
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5290223
09/05/14 10:14 PM
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Huntin & Fishin
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As a flock of black birds are over head, I always yell out ...... "OVER YA" 
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Re: funny dove hunting quotes?
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#5290273
09/05/14 10:52 PM
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Aggieduck
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"I usually don't shoot this bad" hear it in golf too.
"I haven't shoot since last year"
"I know I had it right on him"
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