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Aggie Assistant
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02/21/13 11:00 PM
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smh264
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A small West Virginia Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time Aggie redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animal's cages. Ed, like most Aggie rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition; would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500. Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions: "First," he said. "I ain't gonna kiss her. Second, you cain't never tell nobody 'bout this.
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition. "Well," said Ed. "You've gotta give me a couple weeks to come up with the five hundred bucks."
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Re: Aggie Assistant
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02/21/13 11:11 PM
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jdk1985
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Re: Aggie Assistant
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02/21/13 11:14 PM
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blackcoal
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Funny how these jokes can change over a five year time span.
The Greatest Enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.--Stephen Hawking
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Re: Aggie Assistant
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02/21/13 11:39 PM
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smh264
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You gotta admit though, it is still funny. I've noticed that many of the jokes in this part were a little different the first time I ever heard them. We painted the Cadet dorms in the late 60's and I got to meet Mo Morman, Ed Hargett and many of the other athletes that were there at the time. Fun times!!
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Re: Aggie Assistant
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02/22/13 12:20 AM
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pnh
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Where's Orn when you need him?
Character is what you do when nobody's looking.
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Re: Aggie Assistant
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02/22/13 12:21 AM
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300j
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All ready
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Re: Aggie Assistant
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02/22/13 01:08 AM
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Huntsmanda
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like most Aggie rednecks.....possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. Whoop.
"Those who hammer their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not." - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Aggie Assistant
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02/22/13 05:24 AM
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RedHoss
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I think he ought to give Ed a discount...LOL
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Re: Aggie Assistant
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02/22/13 04:00 PM
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redfred
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like most Aggie rednecks.....possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. Whoop. X2
Alcohol,Tobacco, and Firearms. Should not be a government bureau. Should be a department store.
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Re: Aggie Assistant
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02/26/13 10:27 PM
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Re: Aggie Assistant
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02/26/13 11:23 PM
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hallfns
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Re: Aggie Assistant
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03/04/13 09:48 AM
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Jon B
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I wish stupidity was not so handsomly rewarded.
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