we do have a super trophy package where one of our guides walks around the barn with a webcam and when you see one you like you tell him and he shoots it or we can place it in our sponsorship program your choice. We have seen a rise in these hunts due to high gas prices and the popularity of internet scouting.

I would like a chartruese mallard for my office and a pink pintail for my daughter's room. Do you offer baited area hunts as well? Can we use electronic calls?

We have you down sir, and thank you for your order.

All of our hunts are fed, or baited in the sense that all of our hunts are conducted within the walls of our climate controlled barns. You will not have any of this duck looks kinda rough and underfed during his migration flight with us. Our ducks don't have to migrate, which takes the guess work off of your shoulders, no more sleepless nights wondering if the ducks are this far South, no more hoping for a cold front to push the birds down. We also now have the ability to add fake snow to your hunt if you would like in any scenario from light flurry to kiss it goodbye blizzard.

We don't use much traditional calling, we use the feed sack shake along with the sound of corn in a metal bucket.

If you are a high tech kind of person who likes electronics you can use an electronic fishing device in our catfish ponds.

This is one of the best post ever

On the certificate program, is it possible to pick my own bird out and shoot him with a paintball gun so he clearly gets marked as mine? What about muscovy ducks or custom hybrid? I would really like a muscovy face, mallard head, spoonie beak, and pintail sprig?

Why are you on the forum when the DUCKS need to be fed and walked? I bought you some new leashes yesterday like you asked so get busy walking the ducks.
Oh BTW thanks for the hunt you donated since I bought you all them leashes.
I would like a coot beek pintail drake head and a mallard hen body. Is this possiable.

Oh, one other question. Can I bring my dog? I know she would really enjoy this hunt!!

Thank you for your kind words we have worked hard on waterfowl wonderland for many years(dog years) and are proud of what we offer our hunters.

We don't offer paintball waterfowling adventures but we do offer paintball road hunts, we try to stay a leader in the one step ahead of the man side of the hunting industry. These paintball road hunts consist of your choice of muscle car or monster truck, 2,500 paintballs, and a karaoke machine featuring power ballads of the 80's. We have cuddie back game cameras attached to the vehicles which will document your roadhunting adventures, points are awarded depending on locations of hits, speed of the vehicle, and how well you were rocking while you were shooting to the monster power ballads of the 80's.

We have a special muscovy barn but you will need to submit to our background and credit checks to ensure that you are indeed the quality of person deserving to hunt such a sacred animal and it's hybrids.

RGC thank you for the leashes, I have some "exchange students" who handle our waterfowl walking, waterfowl swimming, and proper waterfowl fence crossing excercise programs.

As far as bringing a dog, I will allow our resident chef here at waterfowl wonderland to answer that question.


We would love to meet your dog.

do the paintball road hunts include jack daniels, PBR, and Marlboro reds, or do have to supply our own? Also, do you allow gill nets in the catfish pond?

Let me know the dates, and the chef wants me to ask if you are bringing your dog?

I've discussed it with her and her response was

Snagging bass is unethical. I will not partake in such a degrading outdoor activity.

Hey, in the off season do you offer any special predator controll hunts where we ride around in the back of the monster truck shooting hawks, owls, and bald eagles while listening to lynard skynard, ac/dc, gun n roses and def leopard?

Snagging bass in the bottom of the jaw with a large treble hook is one of the most challenging pescatoral pursuits known to discriminating sportsman, It is discussed in great detail in the Compleat Angler.

Yes we do offer off season predator hunts, but unlike other operations we require our clients to be enviromentally sensitive by keeping a one to one predator to non predator ratio. For example, you shoot a bald eagle you must also shoot a rabbit, you shoot a hawk you must also shoot a mouse, and you shoot an owl you must also shoot a non predatory song bird. We will not be responsible for an unbalanced ecosystem.

oh I get it, you are actually force feeding the bass, not snagging. I'm glad you cleared that up.

We strive to be specifically vague.

This week we are offering a special random crap my wife brought home from Canton target shoot, are you interested?

Seth, I'm thinking about opening a waterfowl wonderland franchise in east Texas. I think if go into businesstogether, we could do real well out here. We can cater to the Cajuns of LA and all the back woods bubbas out here that don't have a vehicle that will make it all the way to the west side.

I am already working on farm raised coons and rattlesnakes to make jerky to feed the customers while hunting our exclusive cormorant/pelican barn.

Your business plan is good so far, just don't forget the following:
Nutrias, you can never have too many nutrias.
Starlings and Robins
Feral Potbellied pigs raised around meth labs, these animals are tough, fast, and really good at taking things apart.
Sheep, just don't ask too many questions

Also add you might talk to Mr. Pilgram about some turkey hunts!

I want a full refund and this is a Public Service Announcement to all who are thinking about using this service.... It is a RIP OFFFFF

I was promised a blue and silver woody, mallard, pintail



I got a freaking purple coot!!!!!!!!!


I want my money back or I will call PETA and let them know about your operation

I would like to have the ethical skillet shoot on a pair of pingeons could that be done. I would also like to have my pet chupacabra practice his retrieving. Can that be arranged.