We have 11 spots left for hunts this year.

Are you tired of standing in the cold water, on a cold morning, on a public lake?

Are you tired of wondering what types of ducks will be coming in to the decoys on each hunt?

Are you tired of the barneys' who set up 50 yards away?

Welcome to the Waterfowl Wonderland. We have recently acquired a full service high fence waterfowling barn. No more wondering if the pintails will show up, we'll put you on the pintail pen! Take a trip to the woodshed and find the next wood duck for the wall! Call now for pricing and availablity. Skillet shots can be provided, just let us know how many you would like to harvest and we will tumble the cage out when you say pull. Chris Boc, who is a member of this forum really likes our hen spoonie barn! Only a few more months until the season, don't waste your time with scouting, come and see us at waterfowl wonderland the worlds first high fence waterfowl outfitter.

that is some funny stuff. sign me up for the coot barn. All those durks in the picture are saying " Oh chit.. be quiet.. here comes the dude with the HATCHET"

are you looking for banded or nonbanded coots?

I want the ones with with big ole beady devil eyes. I am still holding a grudge on that one that played possum on me last year and attacked.

You got any snipe?

we do have snipe, would you like the traditional snipe or one of our hybrids?

Sandsnipes= snipes crossed with sandhill cranes
Snallard= snipes crossed with mallards
Gipe= snipes crossed with Guy, this was a most unfortuante incident last year during an unsupervised hunt, that is why all hunts are guided this year.

Is there anyway we can do a THF hunters choice hunt this year? I would like to bag a canvasback, pintail, mottled duck and a couple mallard hens all in the same day. It's legal under a high fence right?

I am about to fall out of my chair. your killing me.

altho the hybrids are tempting, I would like the ducks to be as normal looking as possible. I want one of each species to put on the wall in my office so clients can see what a big time duck hunter i am.

I will pay extra if you can provide a mandrin duck and an eurasion widgeon as well.

one more question...should i come early and set out my decoys in my corner of the barn the day before to save my spot?

I completely understand, you probably want to take a stroll though our for office wall and desk mounting only barn. We take the best birds and nuture them and care for them so not a feather is damaged. You can even choose to sponsor one of these birds, and once it dies of old age we will ship the mount to you, with a certificate. That way if one of the anti people comes in and starts on the whole speech you can say no sir this is a waterfowl wonderland bird, this bird lived a full life, and more important that bird was my friend. Just let me know which direction you plan on going. We can do a combination skillet shot / sponsorship package for you.

we cater our hunting / waterfowl friendship packages to each hunter. For example WhiskeyandMe came out and hunted last year and shot fourteen cases of shells without hitting a single bird. You should have seen how dizzy each of those birds were after rolling around in those cages all day while he said pull time and time again. We simply put the ducks on a live duck friendly game strap, as I stated before our ducks are mild tempered, and they posed for the pictures. I was expecting JJ to give us a little more credit for his big win on the forum contest but what are you gonna do.
To answer your question about our ducks in the office wall and desk mounting only barn, The certificates will only be given out with birds that die of old age, we don't believe in false advertising or truth stretching at waterfowl wonderland.

Sign me up for the ultimate skillet shot combo package, the one that guarantees a limit in one skillet shot!!!!

will there be cloning options, i saw a real nice bluewing drake the other day and would like to bag the exact bird

the only unethical skillet shot is when the bird is facing away from you, and you shoot it in the back.

Since internet rifle hunting is banned, how about internet shotgunning? I would like a mixed hen skillet shot from the comfort of my iphone. I have the taxi down in burlesons address handy to have the birds shipped straight there.

I am suprised this thread hasn't been deleted or locked

Yes all of our skillet shots are ethical skillet shots, there will be no skillet shots in the back, you must first shake the feed bag to get the ducks running towards you.

We do not use any cloning since the unfortunate situation involving 7mag and our herd of cloned sheep.

We can airbrush less than perfect ducks. For example Chris usually has us airbrush all of his spoonie hens into drake pintails, canvasbacks, redheads etc. His are a little bit more expensive due to the beak manipulation required to turn a spoonie into a better duck, but as I stated before we are inspired to deliver the hunting experience our clients seek.

KWR is just upset because he was scared at his last hunt with us, we had warned him that attempting to hunt geese with a blue bat was not a good idea, our goose are very aggressive,


here is one of our security officers saving KWR from the goose attack


the post goose attack pictures of KWR are too graphic to post on the forum, the security officer suffered only minor injuries.