If you have skinned deer from the basket ball goal in your drive way
Or have boiled a deer head in your back yard while drink cold beer

Awesome thread!

I took my bride to the deer lease for our honeymoon.

If you leave a gallon bucket in your blind to pee in, and also a large bottle of water next to it to rinse that pee jug out after the hunt

If.. your only gifts from loved ones come from bass pro, cabela's, and academy
If.. every conversation with any one individual starts with: been hunting latly?

And..no has said it yet, but.....

If.. your rank is THF Celebrity (or even a member of this site!. ( I'm guilty and proud of it!)

Ill do you one better..

In college we boiled heads on the stove in the house.. while drinking cold beer

matt

and I thought I was bad skipping class to help some guys skin out a spike in the dorm parking lot..

Bet the ladys loved that smell..lol

got one better add some veggies and call it a soup

Ive done it with a bever head and a hog head, but not deer

For my duration at a&m our house was the place where frinds gathered to eat. We filled the kitchen, living room and alot of times the front porch with an extra table about once a week with good down home cookin most of which was shot or caught for little or nothing, the ladies never minded as long as we kept the heads out of the house before they came over... Its how I met my fiance

Yes...yes...and yes!

If the only clothes you've purchased in the last 10 years are hunting clothes.

If your EX-wife tells you she's leaving you if you head out hunting again, but you do anyway because the rut's on.......I've got the shirt

How 'bout If you ever used the bathtub in the RV to rinse and purge a bag of crawfish for the annual deer lease crawfish boil?

If your wife has to take birth control between January and April each year. My daughter was born in September- not a coincidence.

If you've ever gone shopping for a new laptop to view game cam pics-with a deer carcass in the bed of your truck. (Did it Sunday night).

3 wife goes with! she's as hooked as myself.
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hit the nail on the head LOL!!

My wife spent 3 days opening weekend, 9 at thanksgiving, 2 more early december, and 5 more before Christmas at the lease. I got 4 more in before the end of the year. We also hunted once in south texas. I think she spent more time at camp than anyone but me this year.

great thread

I named my son Brady because that's where I killed my first 2 deer when I was 12 in 1968...he has always said he was glad I wasn't hunting in San Saba or Llano.

Everything in my freezer smells like venison.

if you have more empty rounds laying on the floor of your truck than loose change!!

You have both your taxidermist and deer processor on speed dial.

you use the "butt-out" device as a bottle opener...

used!