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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: Novemberyet]
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01/03/12 02:48 AM
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BOBO the Clown
kind of a big deal
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kind of a big deal
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If you have skinned deer from the basket ball goal in your drive way Or have boiled a deer head in your back yard while drink cold beer
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: Nate C.]
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01/03/12 02:54 AM
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Curly
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Awesome thread!
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: BOBO the Clown]
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01/03/12 02:57 AM
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KG68
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I took my bride to the deer lease for our honeymoon.
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: KG68]
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01/03/12 09:22 PM
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DocBailey
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If you leave a gallon bucket in your blind to pee in, and also a large bottle of water next to it to rinse that pee jug out after the hunt
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: DocBailey]
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01/03/12 10:38 PM
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Stevarino
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If.. your only gifts from loved ones come from bass pro, cabela's, and academy If.. every conversation with any one individual starts with: been hunting latly?
And..no has said it yet, but.....
If.. your rank is THF Celebrity (or even a member of this site!. ( I'm guilty and proud of it!)
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: BOBO the Clown]
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01/03/12 11:07 PM
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redchevy
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If you have skinned deer from the basket ball goal in your drive way Or have boiled a deer head in your back yard while drink cold beer Ill do you one better.. In college we boiled heads on the stove in the house.. while drinking cold beer matt
It's hell eatin em live
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: redchevy]
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01/03/12 11:10 PM
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BOBO the Clown
kind of a big deal
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kind of a big deal
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If you have skinned deer from the basket ball goal in your drive way Or have boiled a deer head in your back yard while drink cold beer Ill do you one better.. In college we boiled heads on the stove in the house.. while drinking cold beer matt and I thought I was bad skipping class to help some guys skin out a spike in the dorm parking lot.. Bet the ladys loved that smell..lol
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: redchevy]
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01/03/12 11:13 PM
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vanguard
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If you have skinned deer from the basket ball goal in your drive way Or have boiled a deer head in your back yard while drink cold beer Ill do you one better.. In college we boiled heads on the stove in the house.. while drinking cold beer matt got one better add some veggies and call it a soup
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: vanguard]
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01/03/12 11:18 PM
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redchevy
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Ive done it with a bever head and a hog head, but not deer
It's hell eatin em live
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: BOBO the Clown]
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01/03/12 11:25 PM
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redchevy
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If you have skinned deer from the basket ball goal in your drive way Or have boiled a deer head in your back yard while drink cold beer Ill do you one better.. In college we boiled heads on the stove in the house.. while drinking cold beer matt and I thought I was bad skipping class to help some guys skin out a spike in the dorm parking lot.. Bet the ladys loved that smell..lol For my duration at a&m our house was the place where frinds gathered to eat. We filled the kitchen, living room and alot of times the front porch with an extra table about once a week with good down home cookin most of which was shot or caught for little or nothing, the ladies never minded as long as we kept the heads out of the house before they came over... Its how I met my fiance
It's hell eatin em live
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: Cody Malone]
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01/04/12 02:56 AM
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Smiling Mallard
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If you haven't washed the truck since September If you haven't removed the field gear from the back seat since September. If you haven't washed the blood out of the bed because"you might get another so why waste the time." Yes...yes...and yes!
"Call 'em up close and shoot 'em in the face"
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: Smiling Mallard]
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01/04/12 11:43 PM
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SkiBuck
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If the only clothes you've purchased in the last 10 years are hunting clothes.
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: SkiBuck]
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01/05/12 12:22 AM
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skinnerback
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If your EX-wife tells you she's leaving you if you head out hunting again, but you do anyway because the rut's on.......I've got the shirt
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: skinnerback]
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01/05/12 02:19 PM
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LandPirate
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How 'bout If you ever used the bathtub in the RV to rinse and purge a bag of crawfish for the annual deer lease crawfish boil?
Mike Buda, Tx Hunt near Freer
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: LandPirate]
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01/05/12 06:22 PM
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charrisonLSON
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If your wife has to take birth control between January and April each year. My daughter was born in September- not a coincidence.
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: charrisonLSON]
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01/05/12 06:33 PM
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toolman
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If you've ever gone shopping for a new laptop to view game cam pics-with a deer carcass in the bed of your truck. (Did it Sunday night).
Old age ain't for sissies!
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: Novemberyet]
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01/05/12 07:36 PM
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Knightdiscshooter
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3 wife goes with! she's as hooked as myself. 4 5 6 hit the nail on the head LOL!!
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: Knightdiscshooter]
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01/05/12 07:43 PM
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sig226fan (Rguns.com)
duck & cover
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My wife spent 3 days opening weekend, 9 at thanksgiving, 2 more early december, and 5 more before Christmas at the lease. I got 4 more in before the end of the year. We also hunted once in south texas. I think she spent more time at camp than anyone but me this year.
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: rackjudge]
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01/05/12 08:08 PM
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centxhunter
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I named my son Brady because that's where I killed my first 2 deer when I was 12 in 1968...he has always said he was glad I wasn't hunting in San Saba or Llano.
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: centxhunter]
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01/05/12 08:39 PM
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Curly
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Everything in my freezer smells like venison.
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: Curly]
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01/05/12 08:52 PM
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smackindoes
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if you have more empty rounds laying on the floor of your truck than loose change!!
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: smackindoes]
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01/05/12 08:56 PM
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Curly
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You have both your taxidermist and deer processor on speed dial.
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: Curly]
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01/05/12 09:39 PM
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waddy
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Bird Dog
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you use the "butt-out" device as a bottle opener...
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Re: You might be too serious about deer hunting if...
[Re: waddy]
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01/05/12 09:48 PM
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Curly
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you use the "butt-out" device as a bottle opener... used!
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