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 Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
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03/22/25 05:01 AM
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Homer Jay
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"Like a slice of fried gold!"
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
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03/22/25 05:15 AM
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dkershen
Rev Dave
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Rev Dave
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Male ego measuring device. Calculates both length and width.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.www.NewHopeEquine.com - Health and Healing through Horses.
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9201605
03/22/25 06:33 AM
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Posts: 15,944
ntxtrapper
THF Celebrity
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Fat woman polygraph. Oh sorry, you said wrong answers only.
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
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03/22/25 07:05 AM
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Posts: 73,253
NORML as can be
^^Cut the Cord^^
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^^Cut the Cord^^
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I tried to make a pun about shoes, but it didn’t fit.
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: NORML as can be]
#9201609
03/22/25 08:24 AM
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ntxtrapper
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I tried to make a pun about shoes, but it didn’t fit. Ugg 
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9201621
03/22/25 11:58 AM
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Posts: 1,360
Bandit 200 XP
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9201623
03/22/25 12:02 PM
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Posts: 46,429
Stub
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9201629
03/22/25 12:27 PM
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Posts: 1,510
71Rcode
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Those used to be magical. They were a big deal because it meant you were getting new shoes.
NRA Life Member & GOA Member
Always interested in Marlins. Let me know what you have for sale!
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9201642
03/22/25 01:18 PM
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Posts: 11,212
DannyB
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9201644
03/22/25 01:25 PM
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Posts: 10,497
Old Rabbit
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That, is a female lie detector.
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
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03/22/25 01:34 PM
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Posts: 10,511
texasag93
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GYN's tool at the prostitution clinic.
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Old Rabbit]
#9201660
03/22/25 02:15 PM
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Posts: 4,316
Wytex
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That, is a female lie detector. Yep, they use it to show men they are not what they say they are since they never believe us anyway.
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9201669
03/22/25 02:40 PM
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Posts: 35,080
bigbob_ftw
Big Sprocket Bob
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Big Sprocket Bob
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9201690
03/22/25 04:01 PM
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Joined: Feb 2012
Posts: 11,903
Pope&Young
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Crank Cracker Deluxe & Lie Detector
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9201692
03/22/25 04:09 PM
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Posts: 1,255
dredd
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That's an Official "Put That Down and Be Still" Fidget Board.
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9201720
03/22/25 05:38 PM
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Posts: 9,935
Mickey Moose
THF Trophy Hunter
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Cheech and Chong's rolling tray.
Social Engineering is easy like taking candy from a baby.
- Mickey Moose
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9201738
03/22/25 06:36 PM
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Posts: 37,785
Buzzsaw
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i got nothing but yalls are great
SPACE FOR RENT
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9201774
03/22/25 08:24 PM
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Posts: 11,586
Texas buckeye
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Length and girth measuring device.
The mark of a truly endowed man is he can lay both beans on opposite ends in the cupped areas. There is a mythical attachment device that measures those kinds that goes on the side. Few have seen it and fewer yet have gotten the privilege of being measured in that manner.
I have heard there is a magnifying glass attachment for those who some refer to as keyboard warriors and those with a super high lift on their spotless pickup with street tires. Rumor has it there is also a light on the magnifying glass because mom’s basement is dark.
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Texas buckeye]
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03/23/25 03:56 AM
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Posts: 2,986
pigplinker
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Length and girth measuring device.
The mark of a truly endowed man is he can lay both beans on opposite ends in the cupped areas. There is a mythical attachment device that measures those kinds that goes on the side. Few have seen it and fewer yet have gotten the privilege of being measured in that manner.
I have heard there is a magnifying glass attachment for those who some refer to as keyboard warriors and those with a super high lift on their spotless pickup with street tires. Rumor has it there is also a light on the magnifying glass because mom’s basement is dark. 
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
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03/24/25 06:44 AM
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Old Shakie
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That is the foot feed to the new B-21 Raider Bomber. TOP SECRET!!!.....how did you get a photo of it?
Last edited by Old Shakie; 03/24/25 06:45 AM.
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9202582
03/25/25 11:22 AM
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VigoPark
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That right there is one of 2 things, not sure which, is it a hooty kai or a chingadero?
Weak men take revenge, strong people forgive, intelligent people ignore.
Albert Einstein
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9202683
03/25/25 03:54 PM
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Posts: 2,929
spacejunkie
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A loaf of bread stacker. Used to get the sliced bread ready to be packaged,
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9202901
03/26/25 12:09 AM
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retfuz
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I always liked the x ray machine at Sears that you stood on to x ray your feet in your new shoes back in the early 50s
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: Homer Jay]
#9203217
03/26/25 06:11 PM
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Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,390
Slimpickin
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Manhole Pad measuring device
Proverbs 27:17 As iron sharpens iron,
so one person sharpens another.
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Re: Identify This - Wrong Answers Only
[Re: DannyB]
#9203648
03/27/25 04:22 PM
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carmackj1
Woodsman
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