Boudreaux was walking down the street in Breaux Bridge and saw a help wanted sign that said “looking for someone to paint porch” . Boudreaux knocked on the door. A man answered and Boudreaux said “ mae, I see dat sign says yous looking for someone to paint your porch. The man answered yes. Boudreaux says “mae how much you payin? The man says $100. Boudreaux says kee yall man I’ll paint dat porch for a hundred dollar. The man said You’ll find everything you need around back. Half hour later Boudreaux knocks on the door . When the man answers Boudreaux says mae I got dat porch painted. The man says there’s no way you painted that porch already . Boudreaux says I’m tellin you I sure did and by the way dat ain’t no porch dat’s a BMW.

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