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 Bad Dad Jokes ITT
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11/20/24 01:47 PM
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QuitShootinYoungBucks
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Why are taller people less tired than short people?
They sleep longer in bed.
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Re: Bad Dad Jokes ITT
[Re: QuitShootinYoungBucks]
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11/20/24 07:35 PM
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QuitShootinYoungBucks
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Ladies, if your man is giving you the moon AND the stars, you should be willing to sacrifice Uranus.
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Re: Bad Dad Jokes ITT
[Re: QuitShootinYoungBucks]
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11/24/24 06:55 PM
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Lazyjack
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Why did the frog walk to work?
His truck was toad.
If the 2nd amendment was written just to include guns for hunting, why is there not an amendment to protect fishing poles?
Never trust a man that doesn't trust you.
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Re: Bad Dad Jokes ITT
[Re: QuitShootinYoungBucks]
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11/24/24 08:23 PM
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gat0r
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have you ever had bad sausage?
it's the wurst
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what is blue & not heavy?
light blue
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dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but catscan
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Why was the computer cold?
It left it’s Windows open
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I gave away all my used batteries today.
Free of charge
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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
a bagel
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what is Forrest Gump's computer password?
1forrest1
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MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth.
It's pasterized before you even see it
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Re: Bad Dad Jokes ITT
[Re: QuitShootinYoungBucks]
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11/24/24 11:16 PM
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Marc K
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Thank you for these! I have a doctor who tells them while working on me. Now I can return fire!
Last edited by Marc K; 11/24/24 11:17 PM.
A Democracy is when two wolves and a lamb vote on the dinner menu. That is why this country was specifically not designed as a Democracy. We are a Constitutional Republic.
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Re: Bad Dad Jokes ITT
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12/01/24 02:54 PM
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spacejunkie
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What do you call a pig learning karate
porkchop
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