Mine's just dirty, never, ever trashy!

I have seen cars with so much trash in them there was only room for the driver. Everything else piled level with the top of the front (bench) seat in a 1997 Olds 88. Both mirrors had been swinging by the wires so long, the paint on the doors had an arc of bare metal. I found a ceramic plate with pancakes, eggs, and bacon in a Tahoe once, hiding amongst five years of mail. I saw a Cavalier where someone puked out the window while in transit and they didn't clean it off the inside or the outside before bringing in for service. I have found pot seeds sprouting, underwear and socks, hypo needles, and lots of firearms.

This is why i prefer to buy a used car at the sellers house. The way they take care of the house is the same as the car

Its clean inside, but I store lots of stuff in the back seat of my truck. Bad news = waaaaay too much stuff back there. Good news = If we have a freeze tonight, and I'm bass fishing, I have the tackle and clothes for it with me. On second thought, maybe it is time for a little clean out.

Did that owl spray that pink caulk out of his [censored] all over the seats?
Fun fact I just learned yesterday - some owls have zero sense of smell so will happily kill and eat a skunk.