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Tractor riddle #9063192 06/17/24 08:34 PM
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(and for the record, yes it is. Repaired fence for two hours yesterday morning followed by three hours in the yard. Went through two caps and two shirts and a ton of water. Shower never felt better.)


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Mexican Horse blanket/rug seat cover = breaths more


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Originally Posted by BOBO the Clown
Mexican Horse blanket/rug seat cover = breaths more


The way I operate a tractor it’s best if stick to the seat a bit roflmao

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Originally Posted by ntxtrapper
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Mexican Horse blanket/rug seat cover = breaths more


The way I operate a tractor it’s best if stick to the seat a bit roflmao


lol, you retired young… Slow down and enjoy it .


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Swamp a** (another name for a donkey) season


For some, its swamp butt season all year long. We are a fat society these days…some
Never dry out.

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Originally Posted by Texas buckeye
Swamp a** (another name for a donkey) season


For some, its swamp butt season all year long. We are a fat society these days…some
Never dry out.


Skinny folks get swampy on a tractor this time of year too. It's a country thing. I was going to say you wouldn't understand, but I'm working on not responding so harshly so I don't upset the Surgeon General. I don't want him to put a warning on me.

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Swamp butt season… swamp everything season. I work outside a lot and i am sweaty/swampy from head to toe. I’m one of those fat ones he was talking about though.


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Swamp a** (another name for a donkey) season


For some, its swamp butt season all year long. We are a fat society these days…some
Never dry out.


Skinny folks get swampy on a tractor this time of year too. It's a country thing. I was going to say you wouldn't understand, but I'm working on not responding so harshly so I don't upset the Surgeon General. I don't want him to put a warning on me.


That wouldn’t be a crusty response. I agree skinny people can get sweaty this time of year and other times too.

I am a sweaty person, and not overweight at all. Some people just run hot

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Yup. I have always been a bit hot natured. Ended up in the ER due to heat when I was in my mid-20’s. Haven’t been able to tolerate heat as much since. The last week has been brutal here in Arkansas. Was high 90’s over the weekend. We’ve had a ton of rain which translates into nasty humidity.

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Yup. I have always been a bit hot natured. Ended up in the ER due to heat when I was in my mid-20’s. Haven’t been able to tolerate heat as much since. The last week has been brutal here in Arkansas. Was high 90’s over the weekend. We’ve had a ton of rain which translates into nasty humidity.


I had that happen at work. I was at a bad shooting for several hours in high humidity/heat and later every muscle in my body pulled and I ended up laying in my office floor. Luckily my guys were close by and got a bunch of power aid to me quickly. I’ve been sensitive to overheating ever since then.

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Getting ready to move some dirt using a shovel and wheelbarrow for the next hour or so. Plan on plenty of breaks a lots of water.

Why is it that when using a wheelbarrow the dumping spot is always uphill?

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buckle up it`s swamp donkey season

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