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Motorcycle accident
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08/22/22 12:02 PM
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While riding my motorcycle, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a car pulled up driven by a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?”
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she said. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this.”
We arrived at her house which was just few miles away and after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now.”
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch, I guess!"
When he was young, I told Dale Jr. that hunting and racing are a lot alike. Holding that steering wheel and holding that rifle both mean you better be responsible. Dale Earnhardt
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Re: Motorcycle accident
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08/22/22 12:50 PM
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Re: Motorcycle accident
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08/22/22 01:25 PM
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Re: Motorcycle accident
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08/22/22 01:53 PM
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Re: Motorcycle accident
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08/22/22 02:52 PM
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Re: Motorcycle accident
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08/23/22 12:05 AM
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Re: Motorcycle accident
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08/23/22 09:25 AM
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Re: Motorcycle accident
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08/24/22 04:24 AM
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Re: Motorcycle accident
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08/29/22 02:02 AM
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Re: Motorcycle accident
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09/25/22 02:25 AM
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