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Internet toughs #8415906 10/12/21 11:19 PM
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I saw a comment on a site awhile ago where some dude (or one of the the genders) said he would stomp a mudhole in beto and walk it dry for beta challenging everybody that didn't agree with him to a fight...I thought that was a good 'tough guy' line and I was wondering if anybody else has seen any doozies tough enough to be a good quote to humor everyone...

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Told a guy one time I would stomp a hole in his @ss big enough to drive a truck through. Was before internet, so had to do it in person. That was back in my (much, much younger) wild and woolly days.

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Cross my heart and hope to die.. I'm amiable.


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Re: Internet toughs [Re: PappawRock] #8415930 10/12/21 11:52 PM
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Haven’t seen it. Haven’t said it. I have other methods.

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Re: Internet toughs [Re: PappawRock] #8416018 10/13/21 01:20 AM
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I fart in your general direction.


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Bunch of drunks.


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Originally Posted by bill oxner
Bunch of drunks.

Booze does that to people ten feet tall and bullet proof.


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Lots of threats online that would never be said face to face. It’s all part of it.

Y’all don’t get Buzz riled up now, he’s got nuthin but time to find you and stomp a hole in yo azz! He’ll do it too! He’s crazy like that! bolt

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Originally Posted by CharlieCTx
“Go away or I will taunt you a second time!”

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Originally Posted by CharlieCTx
“Go away or I will taunt you a second time!”

Charlie



Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!

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Originally Posted by bill oxner
Cross my heart and hope to die.. I'm amiable.


Are you drunk? OP asked if anyone knew any tough guy sayings that are funny and this is what you come up with?

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Saying something before the azz whopping? That's Internet Tough. The Tough guys just walk up and knock your head off. Done!

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Geraldo Rivera called Dan Bongino a damn liar a while back on one of the talk news shows. Bongino said, "You won't say that to my face" Not another peep out of Rivera....

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Originally Posted by wp75169
Originally Posted by CharlieCTx
“Go away or I will taunt you a second time!”

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