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 Re: Texas sayings
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09/16/21 03:11 AM
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S.A. hunter
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Quieter then a church mouse pissing on cotton.
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Re: Texas sayings
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09/16/21 03:33 AM
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pertnear
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I was fixin' to open up a can of whoop azz on 'em.
Be smart like the old cow - eat the hay but spit out the sticks.
I ain't seen him since Hector was a pup.
The North has double last names. The South has double first names.
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Re: Texas sayings
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09/16/21 03:36 AM
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jetdad
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Re: Texas sayings
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09/16/21 03:55 AM
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dkershen
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Madder than a wet hen.
Never drink downstream from the herd.
Handier than a shirt pocket…
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.www.NewHopeEquine.com - Health and Healing through Horses.
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 04:06 AM
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lost again
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Hold my beer and watch this sh**
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 09:01 AM
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texfork
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Prayer is the "ultimate" wireless connection .
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 09:39 AM
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jsteve
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She's smaller than a fart with all the air let out.
2 Thessalonians 1:6-10
In these verses, there are dire consequences for NOT obeying the gospel. What the world claims as "saved" isn't gonna cut it! Learn what it is, in an eye opening true story, "Muscle and a Shovel", by Michael Shank.
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 10:18 AM
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redhaze
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Re: Texas sayings
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09/16/21 10:56 AM
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GasGuzzler
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I'll do it drektly when I getta round tuit.
Pass the gravy.
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 11:08 AM
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Hudbone
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Happy as a gopher in soft dirt
Tie me down to an anthill and butter my ears with jam
The best parts of somes on here ran down their momma's leg
Some good things run in my family, but most of them are a generation skipping gene
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 11:56 AM
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bill oxner
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Good morning sunshine. Hope all of you had a chance to dip your toe in the water.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/07/full-3669-105539-full_16668_105507_image.jpg)
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 11:57 AM
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bigbob_ftw
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![[Linked Image]](http://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/usergals/2017/07/full-20284-169974-image_preview.jpg) Ultra MAGA '24.
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 12:37 PM
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Bar-D
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Hotter'n a train robber's pistol.
Tougher'n a two dollar steak.
Well, ain't that the drizzlin' s***s.
Tighter'n Dick's hatband.
Drunker'n Cooter Brown.
I could do this all day.
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 12:55 PM
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bigbob_ftw
Big Sprocket Bob
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BTW, most of these aren't texas sayings as much as country sayings.
Ultra MAGA '24.
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 01:21 PM
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Shortya
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Dumber than a sack of hammers!
It’s hotter than two mice screwing in a wool sock!
It’s colder than a well diggers *** in the Klondike!
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 01:25 PM
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bill oxner
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Come on and join the fun. It's like pulling nails to get some of you to reply.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 01:28 PM
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Kobeer
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as worthless as tits on a boar hog
you can bet your A$$
I aint the Pu$$y to drink that milk
im gonna slap a knot on your head
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 01:36 PM
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Smokey Bear
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As significant as a fart in a whirlwind
Why don’t you go piss up a rope
Like trying to stick a wet wash rag up a bobcats [censored]
Last edited by Smokey Bear; 09/16/21 01:37 PM.
Smokey Bear---Lone Star State.
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Re: Texas sayings
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09/16/21 01:47 PM
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bill oxner
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As significant as a fart in a whirlwind
Why don’t you go piss up a rope
Like trying to stick a wet wash rag up a bobcats [censored] That one went over just like an old wet hen.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 01:58 PM
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Smokey Bear
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As significant as a fart in a whirlwind
Why don’t you go piss up a rope
Like trying to stick a wet wash rag up a bobcats [censored] That one went over just like a turd in a punch bowl.FIFY
Smokey Bear---Lone Star State.
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Re: Texas sayings
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09/16/21 02:06 PM
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First_Chance
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That went down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 02:57 PM
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bill oxner
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How many of you practice what you preach?
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 05:58 PM
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Opening Day
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Every once in a while a blind hog'll find an acurn.
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Re: Texas sayings
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/16/21 06:06 PM
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Snatch me switch off that tree and it better be the right one. 
Funny thing about getting older:
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to
see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: Texas sayings
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09/16/21 06:13 PM
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redchevy
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It's hell eatin em live
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