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High School Reunion
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08/05/21 06:17 PM
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Slimpickin
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Have you ever been guilty of looking at someone your age and thinking surely I can’t look that old; you’ll love this one. My name is John Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed her diploma which showed her full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall good looking dark-haired girl, with the same name who had been in my high school class some 40 odd years ago. Could this be the same girl that I had a secret crush on way back then? Upon seeing her however I quickly discarded any such thoughts. This oversized, gray haired woman, with a deeply long face was way too old to have been my classmate. After examining my teeth I asked her if she had attended my high school. Yes, Yes I did! I’m a Mustang she said with pride! When did you graduate I asked? She answered in 1959. Why do you ask? Were you in my class? I explained that I was and then she looked at me closely. Then that bold, wrinkled, Fat Greek, decrepit lady asked,
"What did you teach?"
Proverbs 27:17 As iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another.
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Re: High School Reunion
[Re: Slimpickin]
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08/05/21 07:36 PM
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Mr. T.
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That's a good one.
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Re: High School Reunion
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08/05/21 07:44 PM
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texasag93
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I always heard it was a male dentist with a female patient.
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Re: High School Reunion
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08/05/21 08:06 PM
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Slimpickin
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I always heard it was a male dentist with a female patient. Name and sex changed to protect the innocent.
Proverbs 27:17 As iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another.
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Re: High School Reunion
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08/05/21 09:01 PM
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Biscuit
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Re: High School Reunion
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08/05/21 09:43 PM
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Re: High School Reunion
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08/06/21 02:50 PM
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Re: High School Reunion
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08/16/21 06:10 AM
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NORML as can be
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