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Burma Shave
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07/22/21 05:18 PM
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Joined: Nov 2009
Posts: 91,416
bill oxner
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A MAN, A MISS
A CAR, A CURVE.
HE KISSED THE MISS,
AND MISSED THE CURVE.
Burma Shave
DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
Burma Shave
TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP.
Burma Shave
SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE.
Burma Shave
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT.
Burma Shave
DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING.
Burma Shave
BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE
Burma Shave
CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND A LITTLE MORE STEER.
Burma Shave
SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT.
Burma Shave
THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE.
Burma Shave
AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?
Burma Shave
NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU.
Burma Shave
A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPING
Burma Shave
AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY.
Burma Shave
BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE.
Burma Shave
THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING.
Burma Shave
CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma Shave
PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW.
Burma Shave
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Burma Shave
[Re: bill oxner]
#8328522
07/22/21 07:02 PM
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Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 17,117
MikeC
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Haven't thought of the Burma Shave signs in years. Tells how old I am.
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Re: Burma Shave
[Re: bill oxner]
#8328581
07/22/21 08:07 PM
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Joined: Sep 2010
Posts: 6,370
Blank
THF Trophy Hunter
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They were everywhere in South Georgia growing up as a kid!!
Beer and whiskey, 'cause you can't drink bacon!!
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Re: Burma Shave
[Re: bill oxner]
#8328594
07/22/21 08:21 PM
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Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 110,802
dogcatcher
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I remember them. Still a few signs out there but they have been repurposed. West of Roswell there is one out in the pasture where the road used to be.
Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: Burma Shave
[Re: bill oxner]
#8328599
07/22/21 08:24 PM
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Joined: Feb 2019
Posts: 283
Huskerron
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At a quiz
Pa ain’t
No whiz
But he knows how
To keep ma his
Burma Shave
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Re: Burma Shave
[Re: bill oxner]
#8328654
07/22/21 08:55 PM
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Joined: Nov 2017
Posts: 19,346
Biscuit
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Re: Burma Shave
[Re: bill oxner]
#8328832
07/23/21 12:22 AM
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Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 5,989
Michael W.
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I miss those old Burma signs.
A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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Re: Burma Shave
[Re: bill oxner]
#8329658
07/23/21 08:46 PM
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Joined: Nov 2011
Posts: 2,495
der Teufel
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Henry the VIII
Sure had trouble
Short term wives Long term stubble BURMA SHAVE --
I have two unwritten rules: 1. 2.
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