Is John Bobbitt a forum member? I don't think anybody could ever top flying johnsons.

GF's water bed didn't have a headboard. Came down off a wave, and broke my nose on the 2x8" board!!

I have a Semi wave and you still have to watch out for rogue waves.

This, by golly, does have potential. Texan til I die got me to laughing really hard, as did okie44. Then the rogue wave thing…

A guy I used to work with got married and went off on the honeymoon. Came back to work and his lower face and lips looked as raw as if he’d worked it over with a steel brush. Geez, wonder what happened….

Come on Hudbone, tell us what you want to tell us…if you don’t, the moment may pass forever.

lol. we smashed a coffee table once!

wasnt from the boot and saddle club?

Did it once through a chain link fence. Somehow convinced her it was good idea. Everything was going good until she got a little too enthusiastic. Not to say I didn’t finish the job.

I severed my frenulum once in highschool while with a girl in the shower. Looked down and saw blood, asked her if it was hers, she pointed and say "no, that's you!".
Last time I did anything like that in the water.

Been there. Wondered why it's just one boot, not plural.

Both men and women have been known to get bladder infections when normal bacteria from different body parts are exchanged. Always best to wash up after getting a little freaky.

Yeah. Ended up in the emergency room at Methodist in Katy, an overnight stay and a helluva medical bill.

Once. Senior in high school and took an inadvertent knee to the groin while she was trying to shimmy out of her skin tight jeans. Was in the front seat of a pickup on a back country road. Hurt so bad I rolled on the ground in the bar ditch beside the truck and barfed. Sort of killed the mood.

I can't get over someone thinking through chain link is a good idea!

Have. This board wouldn’t allow an explanation.

It was more of a challenge and there may have been alcohol involved.

I have been occasionally in a such a drooling fit of lust in my younger days that a chain link fence would not deter me from an opportunity, if it was the only opportunity available.

I have to look up frenulum.

Oh boy yes, a couple of times.

The most horrifying and unexpected experience involved a cat. A cat with sharp claws, and sharp teeth.

Was trying to be fruitful and multiply with my first wife. My feet on the floor/back on the bed, she was a blonde headed bull rider.

Cats can't resist a red laser pointer, or bouncy balls I discovered. Her cat, the devil, was hiding under the bed apparently waiting for the perfect opportunity to attack.....and attack he did. Ever seen a video of a bobcat jumping into the air and latching onto a bird? Picture that.

I screamed like a girl and tossed her off (didn't mean to). She bounced off the bed and hit the floor. Cat stayed attached for a couple of seconds during the process. It hurt, hurt pretty bad actually. Yes I was bleeding. With all my heart I wanted to kill that freakin' cat. To this day everywhere I go, I check for cats first before disrobing.

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She got a little carried away one night and jumped a bit too high. All I can say is, "the color purple."

I have had a few little nicks and bruises over the years, and my wife and I did break a slat under the mattress years ago. I hooked up with a gal one night at Dumas Walkers in Graham and her g string was just pulled aside and rubbed a raw spot on my …. That was unpleasant for a few days. I had another girl i hooked up with at the same joint claw my back so bad in two spots my friends thought I needed stitches. My how I miss those days.

One of the funniest Paul Harvey radio shows I ever heard was about a woman who heard her next door neighbor yelling for help. When she first ran to see what had happened, she heard the woman yelling from inside the house. She ran into the neighbor's house only to find the poor woman laying naked in the bed, her arms and legs tied to the bed posts. It was then she noticed the woman's husband laid out on the floor next to the bed wearing only a cape and a batman mask. As Paul told the story, the man had climbed up on the dresser and was going to jump onto the bed to make love to his wife. In all the excitement, the poor man failed to avoid the ceiling fan over the bed and hit it hard enough to knock himself out.

Snopes.com gives this story a "legend" status with the following note...

The earliest known printed reference to this legend is Paul Smith’s 1986 Book of Nastier Legends. The story started to spread widely coincident with the release of the Batman movie in 1989, and retellings of the story as true by Paul Harvey in 1989 and Ann Landers in early 1990 helped disseminate the legend to an even larger audience.

No. It was a country bar called "The Round Up" in Oldsmar Fl. I was one of the few guys there that could 2 step and swing. I really wasn't that great at either, but all the girls thought I was a dancing god. I did very well there as a single young man.

Sent a woman to the er one night, that was a buzzkill