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You never know
#8323513
07/17/21 03:49 AM
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Joined: Oct 2018
Posts: 640
intohunting
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A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
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Re: You never know
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#8323583
07/17/21 11:21 AM
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Joined: Nov 2009
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bill oxner
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Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: You never know
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07/17/21 07:04 PM
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dogcatcher
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: You never know
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07/18/21 01:53 AM
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TCM3
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: You never know
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07/18/21 11:51 AM
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Hudbone
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Re: You never know
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07/18/21 02:24 PM
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Biscuit
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Re: You never know
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#8324522
07/18/21 10:31 PM
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Joined: Oct 2007
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: You never know
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#8324823
07/19/21 07:38 AM
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texasag93
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