Drunk's are honest
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half - gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 pound can of coffee, and
A 1 pound package of bacon.

At the checkout, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in
front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the
drunk stated, "You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation; but I was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the items
and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that
could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, "Well, you know what, You are
absolutely right, but how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

wow lmao

LOL! nice one!

Good , very good.

That's right, she was Bugly/Fugly

LOL

lmao

Lol good one

I was taking a drink when I read the last sentence. Hilarious