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A cowboy goes to heaven
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06/16/21 11:46 PM
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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the {censored} out of all of you!
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'
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06/17/21 03:28 AM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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06/17/21 01:13 PM
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06/17/21 01:24 PM
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06/18/21 07:40 AM
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I have been a cowboy and rancher most all of my life and this mentality just fits perfectly.
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06/18/21 06:24 PM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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06/18/21 08:06 PM
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06/18/21 11:30 PM
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06/19/21 12:59 AM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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06/23/21 01:40 AM
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