If my wife sees me heading for the back door she knows where im going... if she comes and talks to me im gonna shake it at her lol

you going on the tires yet?

My thoughts 100%, Nearest neighbor can’t see the house, just have to listen for cars when peeing off front porch, and increase pressure if I hear one coming.

then I'm out

yeah, the farther away the better

i have a designated P- patch....

I dont know how many times I have told my son... you got to go in different spots or it kills the grass and stinks lol

On the farm in MN in the winter, sleeping on the houses 2nd floor, getting up going downstars and holding a rope to follow to the outhouse about 30 yds away was a real chore, one hight I opened the glass and peed out through the screen (It was VERY cold) BAD IDEA, got caught the next morning when my Uncle discovered the yellow screen....

You should be winning unless your name is Kyle

If you're a city-frontyard guy, one encounter with the wrong person could put you on the sex offender list. Just sayin'.

lmao....not yet

But we cut his gonads off and he pisses pretty much like a bitch dog still. He hasn't figured out the lifting a leg message. lmao

It is scary with how many people have home video surveillance etc. these days. Damn glad I dont live in the city!

It is a must if I am using a water hose.

When I can

I have a buddy that looks for them to piss on. It just pisses them off but still fun.

Regularly when I'm at my parents' place in the country.

I live in a townhouse, and if I could get away with it, I would.

However, too many prying eyes NOT minding their own business.

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When im at the house, i piss outside more than i do inside.

I work from home directly across the hallway from the bathroom. I often take a leak outside just to stretch the legs and check out the weather.

I mostly grew up in Pennsylvania with woods directly behind the house. The day I learned to pee outside was a game changer. So nice to just voyage deep into the woods and find something new to pee on.

We live in the country with no neighbors close enough to see unless they're hiding out with a spotting scope - so yes I pee outside 3x more than I pee inside. It drives my wife nuts as well. I told her she's welcome to pee outside also, but so far no dice.

Does peeing the in pool count?

Do not P in the ool.

just dont squat like guy does and you will be alright my son.

Only you.

I have a high fence. Seldom pee inside.