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From the mouths of babes. . .
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04/20/21 07:38 PM
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mikei
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)
1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all the way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10
2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.. -- Camille, age 10
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure?)
- On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (Love her)
-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7
-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. Howard, age 8
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favorite is.......
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 9
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Re: From the mouths of babes. . .
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04/20/21 07:44 PM
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Creekrunner
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Ricky's got it goin' on.
...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
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Re: From the mouths of babes. . .
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04/20/21 07:53 PM
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Bullfrog
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#1 got me laughing right off the bat
Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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Re: From the mouths of babes. . .
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04/20/21 09:24 PM
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Re: From the mouths of babes. . .
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04/20/21 09:31 PM
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reeltexan
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the youth perspective. greatness.
"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: From the mouths of babes. . .
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04/20/21 09:51 PM
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We think we know the Ricky in number 9, sounds like something he would have said at age 9, and today the description of his wife is accurate.
Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: From the mouths of babes. . .
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04/20/21 09:55 PM
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Mike Honcho
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“Two things that define an individual what you do when you have everything, and what you do when you have nothing."
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Re: From the mouths of babes. . .
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04/20/21 09:56 PM
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Pootie
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Great understanding there!
If you find yourself feeling useless, remember it took 20 years, trillions of dollars, and four presidents to replace the Taliban with the Taliban.
Sometimes the Universe puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass.
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Re: From the mouths of babes. . .
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04/20/21 11:12 PM
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soooo
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Re: From the mouths of babes. . .
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04/21/21 12:19 AM
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JCB
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Just when you think all hope is lost on our youngest generations, they show you just how damn smart they really are!
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Re: From the mouths of babes. . .
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04/21/21 12:34 AM
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: From the mouths of babes. . .
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04/21/21 12:55 AM
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Michael W.
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A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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Re: From the mouths of babes. . .
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04/21/21 01:04 AM
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"Kids say the darndest things." There, I beat Bill to it.
At some point in life its time to quit chasing the pot of gold and just enjoy the rainbow. FR Keep your gratitude higher than your expectations. RWH
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Re: From the mouths of babes. . .
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04/21/21 01:12 AM
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"Kids say the darndest things." There, I beat Bill to it. ."Bill Cosby talks to kids about a variety of subjects and gets their opinions about religion, government, families and other assorted topics. The hook is the "out of the mouths of babes" cliche."
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: From the mouths of babes. . .
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04/21/21 02:38 AM
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Ranch Dawg
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Number 1 Alan for the win. Chips and sandwiches. . Don’t tell Mrs Ranchdawg. Ok.
THE ROAD GOES ON FOREVER AND THE PARTY NEVER ENDS.
F##K YOU JOE BIDEN !!!!!
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