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From the mouths of babes. . . #8243621 04/20/21 07:38 PM
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by kids)



1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10



No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all the way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10



2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.. -- Camille, age 10



3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?



You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8



4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?



Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8



5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?



-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure?)



- On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10



6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

-When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (Love her)



-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7



-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. Howard, age 8



7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)



8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?



There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8



And the #1 Favorite is.......

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 9

Re: From the mouths of babes. . . [Re: mikei] #8243628 04/20/21 07:44 PM
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Ricky's got it goin' on. up


...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
Re: From the mouths of babes. . . [Re: mikei] #8243639 04/20/21 07:53 PM
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#1 got me laughing right off the bat


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Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
Re: From the mouths of babes. . . [Re: mikei] #8243753 04/20/21 09:24 PM
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That’s hilarious

Re: From the mouths of babes. . . [Re: mikei] #8243763 04/20/21 09:31 PM
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the youth perspective.
greatness.


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Re: From the mouths of babes. . . [Re: mikei] #8243797 04/20/21 09:51 PM
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We think we know the Ricky in number 9, sounds like something he would have said at age 9, and today the description of his wife is accurate. clap


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Re: From the mouths of babes. . . [Re: mikei] #8243800 04/20/21 09:55 PM
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Love Martin’s take!


“Two things that define an individual what you do when you have everything, and what you do when you have nothing."


Re: From the mouths of babes. . . [Re: mikei] #8243801 04/20/21 09:56 PM
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Great understanding there!


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Sometimes the Universe puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass.
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Re: From the mouths of babes. . . [Re: mikei] #8243955 04/21/21 12:19 AM
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Just when you think all hope is lost on our youngest generations, they show you just how damn smart they really are! clap

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A clear conscience is often the sign of a fuzzy memory.
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"Kids say the darndest things." There, I beat Bill to it.


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Originally Posted by freerange
"Kids say the darndest things." There, I beat Bill to it.



."Bill Cosby talks to kids about a variety of subjects and gets their opinions about religion, government, families and other assorted topics. The hook is the "out of the mouths of babes" cliche."


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Number 1 Alan for the win. Chips and sandwiches. smile. Don’t tell Mrs Ranchdawg. Ok.


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