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Grave Situation
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04/16/21 06:20 PM
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intohunting
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A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout,
"When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, when he was 98, he died.
After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked,
"Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions."
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Re: Grave Situation
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04/16/21 06:24 PM
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I have 13 more years to study about stuff like that. See? I'm really good at math.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Grave Situation
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04/16/21 09:50 PM
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TCM3
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I have 13 more years to study about stuff like that. See? I'm really good at math. You're 85?
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: Grave Situation
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04/17/21 03:04 AM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: Grave Situation
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04/17/21 03:31 PM
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Re: Grave Situation
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04/22/21 10:42 AM
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