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 Sportman's Double
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03/18/21 01:18 AM
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deerfeeder
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I met an older woman in a bar last night...
She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We downed a few drinks, then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that?` I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
'Mom? You still awake?`
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Re: Sportman's Double
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03/18/21 01:36 AM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels
Hebrews 13:2
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Re: Sportman's Double
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03/18/21 01:58 AM
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Bo Hickey's Honky Tonk, Alvin Texas. 1980 +/- i experienced a real Sportsman's Double, mother, daughter. and both were purty good. one of them gave me crabs but thats another story 
SPACE FOR RENT
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Re: Sportman's Double
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03/18/21 02:38 AM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back.
_____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2018/09/full-3152-162968-charge_air_assault.jpg)
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Re: Sportman's Double
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03/18/21 03:40 AM
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Ranch Dawg
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THE ROAD GOES ON FOREVER AND THE PARTY NEVER ENDS.
F##K YOU JOE BIDEN !!!!!
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Re: Sportman's Double
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03/18/21 12:12 PM
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angus1956
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Bo Hickey's Honky Tonk, Alvin Texas. 1980 +/- i experienced a real Sportsman's Double, mother, daughter. and both were purty good. one of them gave me crabs but thats another story TMI!
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Re: Sportman's Double
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03/18/21 01:12 PM
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Buzzsaw
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lots more to the story but Angus is correct 
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Re: Sportman's Double
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#8206651
03/18/21 02:58 PM
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Re: Sportman's Double
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03/18/21 03:15 PM
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![[Linked Image]](https://i.postimg.cc/KjZZqFj8/point-with-bird.jpg) "If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: Sportman's Double
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03/18/21 03:18 PM
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cbump
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Id be down for a real one. But not one like the original post lol.
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Re: Sportman's Double
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03/18/21 03:19 PM
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Mr. T.
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Cabin rental in Pagosa Springs, Co.
Sleeps 10, If interested please PM me.
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Re: Sportman's Double
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03/18/21 03:26 PM
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That joke is older than Hades..
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill ![[Linked Image]](https://texashuntingforum.com/forum/pics/usergals/2017/07/full-3669-105539-full_16668_105507_image.jpg)
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Re: Sportman's Double
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03/19/21 12:35 PM
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Bo Hickey's Honky Tonk, Alvin Texas. 1980 +/- i experienced a real Sportsman's Double, mother, daughter. and both were purty good. one of them gave me crabs but thats another story Nothing wrong with a little sea food
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