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Celibacy #820595 07/30/09 12:02 AM
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Q: What is Celibacy?

A: Celibacy can be either a choice in life or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a "Marriage Weekend" sponsored by their church, Walter and his wife, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He then addressed the men, 'For instance, husbands can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, ' Gold Medal All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.


Re: Celibacy [Re: Hawgg] #820596 07/30/09 07:36 AM
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That made me laugh out loud.

My 12 year old wants to know what I am laughing at and I wont tell him.

He can learn for him self when the time comes, and the time will come!



We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
Re: Celibacy [Re: Rwuensch] #820597 07/30/09 11:07 AM
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That made me think of Tennessee Ernie Ford's show. I think he hocked Gladiola though.


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