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Bad chainsaw chain #8126974 01/12/21 11:32 PM
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Saw a buddy today and he was fussing about a new chainsaw chain he had bought. He said it wouldn’t cut at all, but just rubbed a groove in the tree bark. Wellllllll, I hated to tell him but I had to. Your chain is on backwards, I said. Well, how could that be, he said. I said it’s easy to put it on backwards, and uuuuuh a guy I know did it some years ago. A friend.....yeah, a friend....


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Is this another Aggie joke? cheers

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Re: Bad chainsaw chain [Re: 603Country] #8127005 01/12/21 11:51 PM
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At least I’m not the only dummy that has done that bang

Re: Bad chainsaw chain [Re: 603Country] #8127006 01/12/21 11:51 PM
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Yep, I’ve done it myself.


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Re: Bad chainsaw chain [Re: 603Country] #8127025 01/13/21 12:08 AM
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Was told years ago three things you never loan out women, guns and chainsaws they never come back the same.
Had a friend do the same thing years ago, it's easy to do for someone not used to using a chainsaw.

Re: Bad chainsaw chain [Re: angus1956] #8127033 01/13/21 12:16 AM
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain [Re: 603Country] #8127077 01/13/21 12:45 AM
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He asked me not to tell anyone. I’m just telling ya’ll. Like my Mom used to say, “let’s just keep this in the bosom of the family”. The THF family will do.


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He asked me not to tell anyone. I’m just telling ya’ll. Like my Mom used to say, “let’s just keep this in the bosom of the family”. The THF family will do.



Liar, liar, pants on fire.


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If he had an Echo, I’d have told him that was the problem and that he needed a Stihl. But it’s a Stihl, so I didn’t go there.

And besides, Bill, I couldn’t keep this to myself. I had to share.

Winston Churchill once said that two people could keep a secret only if one of them was dead.


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Chains have small arrows on them.

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A "friend" did it once. No shame in that.


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hammer Been there done that LOL!

Re: Bad chainsaw chain [Re: pop r] #8127289 01/13/21 03:27 AM
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hammer Been there done that LOL!


Sad part is it took him HOW long to basically burn through the bark before he realized a new chain didn’t cut like butter. That’s kind of ridiculous imho. A man should know better


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Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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HEY! Sometimes we all get a little backwards.....

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Done it myself once, but I figured it out pretty quick.

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Re: Bad chainsaw chain [Re: skinnerback] #8127335 01/13/21 04:18 AM
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HEY! Sometimes we all get a little backwards.....


Heck I’m sure I’ve even done it myself but no sooner than you put the blade on the tree, you know there’s a problem roflmao


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Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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What would it take to get your remove that pig?


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I like brass and lead with a little powder in between
Re: Bad chainsaw chain [Re: Espy] #8127410 01/13/21 06:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Espy
At least I’m not the only dummy that has done that bang


X2


lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true
Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Originally Posted by Espy
At least I’m not the only dummy that has done that bang


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I have to own that too.


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This is why it's easier for some to just call The Man.


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Been there done that at least once.

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I have an Aggie neighbor who fell on hard times and started praying for winning the lottery. On day seven a voice came down and replied ,"please buy a lottery ticket." bolt


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I ever see someone standing next to a tree with a chainsaw, reading directions and they ask for help, I’m standing back


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