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Bad chainsaw chain
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01/12/21 11:32 PM
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Saw a buddy today and he was fussing about a new chainsaw chain he had bought. He said it wouldn’t cut at all, but just rubbed a groove in the tree bark. Wellllllll, I hated to tell him but I had to. Your chain is on backwards, I said. Well, how could that be, he said. I said it’s easy to put it on backwards, and uuuuuh a guy I know did it some years ago. A friend.....yeah, a friend....
Not my monkeys, not my circus...
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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#8126978
01/12/21 11:35 PM
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Bullfrog
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Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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01/12/21 11:38 PM
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bill oxner
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Is this another Aggie joke? What's that noise?
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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01/12/21 11:51 PM
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Espy
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At least I’m not the only dummy that has done that
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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01/12/21 11:51 PM
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pdr55
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Yep, I’ve done it myself.
If you`re running down my country, man, You`re walking on the fighting side of me. (Merle)
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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01/13/21 12:08 AM
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angus1956
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Was told years ago three things you never loan out women, guns and chainsaws they never come back the same. Had a friend do the same thing years ago, it's easy to do for someone not used to using a chainsaw.
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
[Re: angus1956]
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01/13/21 12:16 AM
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skinnerback
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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01/13/21 12:45 AM
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He asked me not to tell anyone. I’m just telling ya’ll. Like my Mom used to say, “let’s just keep this in the bosom of the family”. The THF family will do.
Not my monkeys, not my circus...
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
[Re: 603Country]
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01/13/21 12:48 AM
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bill oxner
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He asked me not to tell anyone. I’m just telling ya’ll. Like my Mom used to say, “let’s just keep this in the bosom of the family”. The THF family will do. Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
[Re: 603Country]
#8127107
01/13/21 01:02 AM
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If he had an Echo, I’d have told him that was the problem and that he needed a Stihl. But it’s a Stihl, so I didn’t go there.
And besides, Bill, I couldn’t keep this to myself. I had to share.
Winston Churchill once said that two people could keep a secret only if one of them was dead.
Not my monkeys, not my circus...
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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#8127136
01/13/21 01:22 AM
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Roll-Tide
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Chains have small arrows on them.
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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#8127142
01/13/21 01:23 AM
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freerange
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A "friend" did it once. No shame in that.
At some point in life its time to quit chasing the pot of gold and just enjoy the rainbow. FR Keep your gratitude higher than your expectations. RWH
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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01/13/21 02:58 AM
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pop r
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Been there done that LOL!
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
[Re: pop r]
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01/13/21 03:27 AM
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Bullfrog
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Been there done that LOL! Sad part is it took him HOW long to basically burn through the bark before he realized a new chain didn’t cut like butter. That’s kind of ridiculous imho. A man should know better
Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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01/13/21 04:14 AM
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skinnerback
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HEY! Sometimes we all get a little backwards.....
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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01/13/21 04:17 AM
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jrgocards
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Done it myself once, but I figured it out pretty quick.
JR
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
[Re: skinnerback]
#8127335
01/13/21 04:18 AM
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Bullfrog
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HEY! Sometimes we all get a little backwards..... Heck I’m sure I’ve even done it myself but no sooner than you put the blade on the tree, you know there’s a problem
Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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01/13/21 05:07 AM
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machinist
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What would it take to get your remove that pig?
some people like silver and gold I like brass and lead with a little powder in between
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
[Re: Espy]
#8127410
01/13/21 06:06 AM
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kmon11
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At least I’m not the only dummy that has done that X2
lf the saying "Liar, Liar your pants on fire" were true Mainstream news might be fun to watch
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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#8127411
01/13/21 06:07 AM
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Bee'z
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At least I’m not the only dummy that has done that X2 I have to own that too.
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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#8127413
01/13/21 06:11 AM
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NORML as can be
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This is why it's easier for some to just call The Man.
(R-TX) .-- " TCNN CURL CRLB VFF VRNO AYR SNDL CGC TLRY MSOS "
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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#8127454
01/13/21 11:53 AM
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deerhunter1956
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Been there done that at least once.
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
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#8127473
01/13/21 12:36 PM
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bill oxner
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I have an Aggie neighbor who fell on hard times and started praying for winning the lottery. On day seven a voice came down and replied ,"please buy a lottery ticket."
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
[Re: 603Country]
#8127518
01/13/21 01:33 PM
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reeltexan
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they come with directions but you have to read them.
"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: Bad chainsaw chain
[Re: 603Country]
#8127531
01/13/21 01:45 PM
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Bullfrog
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I ever see someone standing next to a tree with a chainsaw, reading directions and they ask for help, I’m standing back
Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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