I pick a fight with them and then render them defenseless with my 8 hours of hand to hand training I learned in basic.

i think ya hurt some feelings...

Nah.......we really don't give much thought or feelings to out of state losers who don't have the money or skills to hunt our great state.......sorry if I hurt your feelings.......

My 1st turkey hen. I sniped her with my new-to-me .22 Hornet! (I have no shame.)





(Yes, I got a license tag on her.)

There were over 100 at the feeder this morning. Did I mention I shot her in the back?

Heard the yankee jokes for 30+ years, you probley have a few havent heard...

Any time ya need some help with the hog problem, ya'll keep whinning about send a pm..
Have gun will travel...
The leasing thing twas new whin moved thar... Everyone twas doing the deer lease, had place ta hunt...
Only reason got on lease, twas the 24-7-365 hog hunts... Cost less than a $1.00 a day... Had been hunten close ta 20yrs.. Twas a means of pudden on d & in d freezer... Twas a family & friends thing working tagether...
& didnt mind helpen out land owners, showing respect... But Family came First...

Ya call me a loser? think what ya want... Shoot, me health all messed up, cause of the foundry work... It payed bills...

Never heard the terms hunting is a sport, (richman term), pay ta play, ground shrinkage, & many other terms till got ta ...

One of the first posts made on a thread about the ings over HF twas what was told by a Credit Adviser...



Being a Damn yankee, as you put it, looser, (coming from a Great State, & as found out later, nieve of how things are done... Made his own decision... & ed out...

We did the tent camping ever since little ones in diapers, i grew up hunting, for reasons given...
$200.00 a year, we spent close ta half of it on camping already... Chance ta put on d do me own processing... & #eral uno a family thing... Found out later, many leases didnt allow family... & seen the games played... Me Grammer may not be best, been using (spell check), cause people got thar feelings hurt... Even booted..

Back whin twas hearing the scary stories of the wild hogs, i twas doing me own thing... Huntsolo,couldn't find any one ta go with... Did the night hunts, flash light off, pistol on hip...

Twas told not enough deer in Smith county ta get a doe tag... & whin the hogs started find thar way ta me food plot for deer & corn thrower. Shifted inta hog hunten... Letten them thar bucks walk... They were the typical free ranging, deer..
Baskit racks, yet ta find recipe for antlers... They just grew, thicker beams, little longer & taller... Just as much a trophy..
& was ready ta pudding up me guns, due ta the high rising prices of deer lease's.. Hunters who put time money effort, only ta get out bid...
Twas raised in different state... & twas a True Blessing whin a WMA opened up just down the road..
& even whin it went 4 deer county, tis sure you are smart enough ta figure out, reason & what could happen,
Could have taken 4 deer leaglely...

Took me bow in hand & took a stand down @ WMA's...
Hunted many of them...

Wev've had a mild, winter, not even enough ice on some lakes ta make it safe for 🎣 fishing...
Crops got put in early, shotgun/muzzleloader lots of deer taken.... We do the archery hunts, old school, family, friends working tagether.. Bro got one, so thar be some venison, tis the memories of hunts that mean most...
Carry many great memories of hunting with family & friends in ...

Hows your hunting been Best wish's & a Safe one... dought ta made it this far... Me being a looser,
Tis #'er 1 on d ignorance list on dis forum.. tis cool...
Best wish's. Now go hunt some hogs, plenty of public land if people wont let ya hunt, & thar are land owners who will apreciate the help with hog problems & Not charge...

congrats, we talken military style snipe as mentioned in early post ?

military & swat snipers, set up ta take out armed threats...

Cant speak for Ed Jr, dont think he twas trying things up... as said earlier , lots of feathers ruffled, feelings hurt...
kinda amusing , on a simple thread...
Ya get any pic's of deer while sitting ?
We got light snow this morning... tis a thinken, throw on several layers of cloths, & try me luck this evening, only few days left, & guns put up, (do some yotes, skunk, racoon), dont have the hog problems here, or i'd be, taking care of business land owners here are more appreciative ta help...
Catch up on me ice cream 🎣 ing some lakes were still open...
Gotta gotta dot your t's & cross your eye's going on the ice right now...
Stay Safe...
amusing thread Ed Jr... very intertaining...

edit : for the record i called it hunting even whin sitting in box blind, with food plot, & corn feeder.
Twas an executive hunt..
Prefured my hunts on WMA's... way more challanging...
Big differance...

My wife grew up in your welfare state. I have in-laws there. I can assure you those farmers that give you welfare hunting wouldn’t turn down cash to hunt their land......

You talken ta me ?
Started ta post differently...
i find you very intertaining...
Go do some good & cull some hogs,
If ya need help, for right price come show ya how tis done...

Hope your New Year tis a happy one Pitchfork Predator

edit : see ya have good taste, so you saying your in-laws are loosers too ?
They probley find ya entertaining also...

I do it both ways. Sometimes I get impatient sitting in a deer stand waiting for a deer to come out to the feeder so I'll just walk the pasture looking for deer. The upside to walking the pasture is you don't have to be in a deer blind bright and early. You can show up whenever you want to show up. Not a bad workout either.

So where did cousin Eddie go? I was hoping to get his take on high fences.

Mom probably called him home to his basement, He’s one I’m certain should have been left on a moist towel.

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