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Blackmail
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09/29/20 04:01 PM
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bill oxner
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Cold stone sober. What in my whole wide world is a virtual visit? I only take two prescription drugs. Both are for relief instead of a cure. Celebrex is about due. The bottle has 0 refills on the label. I called Fushear Family Medicine and asked them to call CVS. No can do. I have to take a physical first. Its only a few miles. The PA asked if I could take a virtual physical. I replied no. I went on to tell her about the hippopotamus oath, which started out something like first do no harm. I'll see them tomorrow morning. Help me think up an opening statement besides I'm too old for this.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/29/20 04:04 PM
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aerangis
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I'd look the doc in the eye and tell him with a straight face "You swore a hippopotamus oath to help me and I need your help". If that doesn't break the ice I don't know what will. I'm thinkin he'll chuckle. I did
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: aerangis]
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09/29/20 04:41 PM
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SherpaPhil
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I'd look the doc in the eye and tell him with a straight face "You swore a hippopotamus oath to help me and I need your help". If that doesn't break the ice I don't know what will. I'm thinkin he'll chuckle. I did Me too.
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/29/20 04:48 PM
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Not sure why anyone would swear at a hippopotamus, didnt even know they were around here. Maybe he needs to see an eye doctor?
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/29/20 04:48 PM
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pdr55
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Tell the doc that you rode up there on your swamped gator ! Then tell them you know all about their hippopotamus oats !
If you`re running down my country, man, You`re walking on the fighting side of me. (Merle)
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/29/20 04:58 PM
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603Country
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Would that Hippopotamus Oath have anything to do with medicine for large women? Or men. What about the Hypotenuse Oath?
And then there’s the oath politicians take, called the Hypocritical Oath.
Last edited by 603Country; 09/29/20 05:00 PM.
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/29/20 05:03 PM
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I was facing the same thing. I just got on the Humana app and ordered refills even though I had none left. They contacted the doc and sent me my refills.
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/29/20 05:06 PM
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You can’t take the virtual route? What if the PA is ugly Bill? Or a little pudgy? We know how you are about the girls!
Man if I knew what Oxner knows I could throw away what I know
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/29/20 05:19 PM
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pdr55
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Maybe tell them you’ve been to Brazoria County and think you have an amoeba eating your brain.
If you`re running down my country, man, You`re walking on the fighting side of me. (Merle)
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Re: Blackmail
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09/29/20 05:25 PM
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The doctors have to keep the doors open. From the person answering the phone call to the Rx being filled takes about 20 minutes of person time. If that happens without a visit, it is done for free.
Also, what if the medication needs to be adjusted and the licensed provider does not properly evaluate you?
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: Bullfrog]
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09/29/20 05:29 PM
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bill oxner
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You can’t take the virtual route? What if the PA is ugly Bill? Or a little pudgy? We know how you are about the girls! I once had a good buddy on here named Doctor Therancher. He posted that you should never trust you blood pressure results by a PA. He we on to say that your pressure would be 20 points higher. Called it the white gown syndrome. He invited me to come down and hunt quail. Mostly blues. I declined. I'm not into meat hunting. I'm more into walking into and out of a beautiful painting all day long.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: 603Country]
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09/29/20 06:06 PM
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bill oxner
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Would that Hippopotamus Oath have anything to do with medicine for large women? Or men. What about the Hypotenuse Oath?
And then there’s the oath politicians take, called the Hypocritical Oath. Why the funny? This is a serious question.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Blackmail
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09/29/20 06:51 PM
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Cold stone sober? Is that a flavor of ice cream?
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Re: Blackmail
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09/29/20 07:38 PM
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So... exactly how do they expect you to do a prostate exam in a virtual visit? On second thought, I don't want to know the answer to that.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.www.NewHopeEquine.com - Health and Healing through Horses.
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/29/20 08:11 PM
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Where’s ol’ buckaroo when you need him...
If you`re running down my country, man, You`re walking on the fighting side of me. (Merle)
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/29/20 08:14 PM
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How about this...
“Nobody piss me off and we will all get out of here alive!!”
Or
Just answer every question with “Bite Me!!”
Funny thing about getting older: Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: dkershen]
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09/29/20 08:25 PM
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So... exactly how do they expect you to do a prostate exam in a virtual visit? On second thought, I don't want to know the answer to that. When you get older, prostate exams are not really necessary unless you think you need one. Prostate cancer is so slow that if Olds get it, it won’t kill them.
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/29/20 08:43 PM
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bill oxner
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I get all these drugs free. They have sex drugs on there. Wonder how you prove you need them.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/29/20 08:49 PM
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aerangis
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I get all these drugs free. They have sex drugs on there. Wonder how you prove you need them. Bill, you're widowed, single and a senior citizen. I'm getting this image of you bored out of your mind, on the internet, with sex drugs at your disposal. You're playing with fire...
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Re: Blackmail
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09/29/20 08:53 PM
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He's implying he doesn't need them. 'Gotta read between the lines with this one.
...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/29/20 09:00 PM
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bill oxner
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Why do you need lead in your pencil when you have no one to writ?
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/29/20 09:03 PM
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Why do you need lead in your pencil when you have no one to writ? I acquiesce to your wisdom here, in this one, very specific, instance.
...and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. Gen. 1:28
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: texasag93]
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09/29/20 09:06 PM
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The doctors have to keep the doors open. From the person answering the phone call to the Rx being filled takes about 20 minutes of person time. If that happens without a visit, it is done for free.
Also, what if the medication needs to be adjusted and the licensed provider does not properly evaluate you?
He may need an adjustment to his meds, but how would a virtual physical show that? Couldn’t the doctor have just picked up the phone and asked the two or three questions about his meds and submitted the script? He’s not taking a blood test virtually.
I just turned it on . I was looking bird dogs in the butt this morning.
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: dkershen]
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09/29/20 09:18 PM
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So... exactly how do they expect you to do a prostate exam in a virtual visit? On second thought, I don't want to know the answer to that. They make a special webcam for that
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Re: Blackmail
[Re: bill oxner]
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09/29/20 10:04 PM
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sucks getting old especially when you have these medical scamers looking to take all you got.
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