My paintball comment was specifically directed at the arsewipes riding three abreast and impeding traffic knowing full well what they were doing and not giving a [censored] about anyone else on the road. I put them in the same category as the jerks that drive slow in the left lane and prick truck drivers who take 3-5 miles to pass another truck going 65 in a 75!

There is a special place in hell for all the selfish bastards!

If you fall into that category then there ya go, if not then you really shouldn’t have an issue with what I said since it wasn’t directed to you!

I yield to faster traffic and pull onto the shoulder to allow others to pass.....which is why I am so intolerant of those selfishness pricks that don’t!

If you’re offended by that, your choice, your problem......

A few years ago I was hauling a 40 foot cattle trailer full of steers to the sale barn and came up on 3 bicyclists. We were coming up a small hill , had a truck on my left side and I was in the outside lane because I was hauling a hell of a load and when I passed them I was in the Cummins pretty deep and she was making some noise out the exhaust, about the time I passed the lead biker he flipped me off. He must not have seen the 40 feet of Neckover trailer hooked to my truck because he lost his balance and crashed into my cattle trailer.
Many of you may know that those trailers have a walking ledge that runs down the sides that we walk on to push the cattle out or in. When that fella crashed into my trailer he grabbed onto it and hung on for dear life. It took me about 120 feet or so to get stopped, the whole time he was screaming. Now them steers had been in some green grass for about two weeks before sale and they could sh!t thru a screen door, we had em packed tight and a few of them sh!t all over they fella while he was hanging on.
By the time I walked back there his other two friends had caught up. They all looked like 3 of Lance Armstrong’s gay brothers dressed in those yoga shorts and shirts that looked like they were two sizes too small. They helped their friend up and about that time a car pulled up with another little gay looking fella that I imagine followed them for water and such. And he started squawking about already calling the sheriff, etc.
One of the guys started cussin me and ran towards me and many of you that know me know that I am full grown and won’t back down from anyone, so I drew back a right hand fixing to lay him out when he stopped real quick and slipped in his little slippers that had metal on the bottom that I later learned was to lock their feet on the pedals. He fell hard and whacked the back of his head on the road and laid there whining.
About that time the sheriff pulled up and here I am, a big old redneck boy with one bike guy scratched to hell covered in cow sh!t, another one on the ground with his head cracked open and the other two on their phones calling who know. Deputy knows me and says “Kent, what the hell? I raised my hands and said “ I didn’t do nothing” . He got both sides of the story and another truck had stopped and also told the deputy what he saw. Lances gay trio wanted me arrested and he explained I had more right on that FM road than they did. Then they got a lesson on what an FM road meant. I had to get to the sale and asked if I could go, he gave me my license and insurance card to me and I walked away. Left him there to deal with the aftermath.
A long read, but to hell with them damn bicycles.

I travel a narrow road near here all of the time, Scenic Loop. There is no room for a bicyclist as there is no shoulder, and them knuckleheads always ride that road. If you have a vehicle coming at you in the other lane, you have to brake to keep from killing the bicyclist.
If bicyclist get the same rights on a road, they need to do the same speed and obey the same laws. If I was doing 15-20 mph in a 55mph zone, not signaling, and running stop signs and lights, I would get ticketed.

Fort worth has tons of bike trails full of lance Armstrong wanna bes that think they own the trails. One yelled at my son (autistic boy on a three wheel bike) because we didn't hear him (doing at least 30 on a totally silent carbon fiber bike) and get out of his way fast enough. Prick.

Don't take this as defending the dude on a bike, just genuinely curious, did he yell before or after he passed? The reason i ask is maybe he yelled because he knew y'all wouldn't hear him coming and was trying to let you know he coming quickly? Not sure if that is what happened, just wondering.

I have only had 2 people in cars be douchy while i have been riding. One yelled at a group of us from off a side street. We were near nowhere near him, I'm not real sure what his issue was, or what he yelled. I guess he could have been yelling have a nice day but it didn't seem like it. One other tard tried to roll coal on a couple of us, but he didn't quite get it done. It's funny people talk about throwing stuff, or shooting bicyclist with a paintball gun, or want to roll coal on a pedestrian or somebody on a bicycle, but ain't nobody climbed out and tried to whip my [censored] yet. Wonder why that is?

My paintball comment was specifically directed at the arsewipes riding three abreast and impeding traffic knowing full well what they were doing and not giving a [censored] about anyone else on the road. I put them in the same category as the jerks that drive slow in the left lane and prick truck drivers who take 3-5 miles to pass another truck going 65 in a 75!

There is a special place in hell for all the selfish bastards!

If you fall into that category then there ya go, if not then you really shouldn’t have an issue with what I said since it wasn’t directed to you!

I yield to faster traffic and pull onto the shoulder to allow others to pass.....which is why I am so intolerant of those selfishness pricks that don’t!

If you’re offended by that, your choice, your problem......

Paintball gun.....Jes sayin.....

Fort worth has tons of bike trails full of lance Armstrong wanna bes that think they own the trails. One yelled at my son (autistic boy on a three wheel bike) because we didn't hear him (doing at least 30 on a totally silent carbon fiber bike) and get out of his way fast enough. Prick.

That's pathetic.

I do wanna see Jes shoot Froggy with a paintball gun though. We can ride in the back of a truck (like jackrabbit hunting at night) and Froggy can run across the pasture as we swoop by and pepper him. Could be a good beer drinking sport.

I do wanna see Jes shoot Froggy with a paintball gun though. We can ride in the back of a truck (like jackrabbit hunting at night) and Froggy can run across the pasture as we swoop by and pepper him. Could be a good beer drinking sport.

I am an avid bike rider.
I love riding.

I have a street and an off-road bike.

I much prefer riding in the woods on trails.

When I ride "street," I find places where there is NO traffic.

I love to ride, I am a rider, and I cannot stand seeing other bike riders on city streets, especially major streets.

I live ride at the Plano/Richardson/North Garland borders, and the riders on Renner Road every weekend are annoying.

Addendum: Yep, bikers have as much right to the road as cars, but I wish they didn't.

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