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I'm 92 Today
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05/29/20 01:17 AM
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redhaze
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An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes." he said. "How are you? You know, you are 92 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday, toes!"
"Hello knees," he continued. "How are you today? You know you are 92 today. Oh, the times we have had! Remember the when we marched in the parades." Oh the hurdles we've jumped together! Happy birthday!, knees."
Then he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie! You little bugger. Just think if you were alive today, you'd be 92!!'
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Re: I'm 92 Today
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05/29/20 01:42 AM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: I'm 92 Today
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05/29/20 05:54 AM
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Re: I'm 92 Today
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05/29/20 02:08 PM
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Re: I'm 92 Today
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05/30/20 02:31 PM
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Re: I'm 92 Today
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05/31/20 04:52 AM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: I'm 92 Today
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06/05/20 02:24 AM
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