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Twelve commandments for seniors
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03/25/20 05:13 PM
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bill oxner
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Pick one
#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice
#2 - "In Style" are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."
#6 - "On time" is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
#9 - Lately, You've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age, and hope you never will.
And one more:
"One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Twelve commandments for seniors
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03/25/20 05:46 PM
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Amen brother.
People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf
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Re: Twelve commandments for seniors
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03/25/20 06:18 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I sent that to my wife....
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Twelve commandments for seniors
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03/26/20 10:53 AM
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Re: Twelve commandments for seniors
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03/26/20 03:36 PM
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bill oxner
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Number 10 and 11 got to me this morning while editing my driveway. I was plum wore out. Too tired to blow it off. Maybe tomorrow, as my good friend Margret Mitchell says, "I'll study about that tomorrow and tomorrow is another day," or something like that.
Quail hunting is like walking into, and out of a beautiful painting all day long. Gene Hill
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Re: Twelve commandments for seniors
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03/28/20 02:26 AM
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Re: Twelve commandments for seniors
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04/01/20 05:25 AM
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Combat Infantryman, the ultimate hunter where the prey shoots back. _____________"Illegitimus non carborundum est"_______________
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Re: Twelve commandments for seniors
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04/03/20 07:07 PM
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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Re: Twelve commandments for seniors
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04/05/20 04:33 PM
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Good one
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Re: Twelve commandments for seniors
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04/09/20 10:32 PM
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There's several that apply. The last one(#13) reminded me that I tend to not say "Here, hold my beer" as often as I used to!
No prayer in school....What's next, no thinking in church? It's not just about pie in the sky when you die. It's also about steak on your plate while you wait!
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Re: Twelve commandments for seniors
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04/11/20 10:34 PM
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#13 hits really close to home ...and I am reminded to NEVER read a list like this to the BH....especially when she's paying attention.... Ron
It is TIME for Term Limits, cause Politicians are like childrens diapers and for the same reasons...Robin Williams "These are the times that try men's soul's"...Thomas Paine
"Those who fail to learn from History are doomed to repeat it" ....Santayana
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Re: Twelve commandments for seniors
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04/16/20 09:30 PM
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gotta go with 3, 10 and 13
good stuff
"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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