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The old man and the beaver
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01/11/20 02:15 AM
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Greg
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An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great... actually, I've never felt better. I now have a knock-out 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story... "I have an older friend and much like you, he is also an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'. "Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old thought for a minute and then replied, "Well... logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly!"
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Re: The old man and the beaver
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01/11/20 03:17 AM
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Re: The old man and the beaver
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01/11/20 04:56 AM
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Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: The old man and the beaver
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01/11/20 12:24 PM
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Don't talk the talk if you didn't walk the walk.
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Re: The old man and the beaver
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01/11/20 12:44 PM
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Re: The old man and the beaver
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01/12/20 12:31 AM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: The old man and the beaver
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01/12/20 12:55 PM
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Now thats funny
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Re: The old man and the beaver
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01/12/20 04:25 PM
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Re: The old man and the beaver
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01/13/20 02:44 PM
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"everyone that lives dies but not everyone who dies lived..."
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Re: The old man and the beaver
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01/13/20 05:29 PM
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Re: The old man and the beaver
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01/15/20 02:27 PM
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Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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Re: The old man and the beaver
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01/16/20 08:09 AM
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: The old man and the beaver
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02/07/20 03:44 PM
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Re: The old man and the beaver
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02/07/20 04:40 PM
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LMAO!
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Edmund Burke
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Re: The old man and the beaver
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02/07/20 05:01 PM
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Now thats funny X2
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Re: The old man and the beaver
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02/07/20 07:12 PM
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