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Fartball
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11/21/19 04:00 AM
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows When the old man passes gas and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the world was that?” The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says “Touchdown, tie score.”
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, “Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.” Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got,
And accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, “What the heck was that?”
The old man says, “Half time, switch sides”
Do not forget to entertain strangers, For by so doing some have unwittingly entertained angels Hebrews 13:2 (R-TX)
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Re: Fartball
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11/21/19 01:58 PM
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fredeboy
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Re: Fartball
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11/21/19 04:46 PM
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texasag93
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Re: Fartball
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11/21/19 06:07 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: Fartball
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11/21/19 06:56 PM
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Bee'z
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Re: Fartball
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11/21/19 07:16 PM
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CCBIRDDOGMAN
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I like it.
Haven't had it in years but never spit any out. I am a sucker for happy endings and strapped cowboys.
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Re: Fartball
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11/22/19 12:32 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Fartball
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11/23/19 08:10 PM
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NORML as can be
^^Cut the Cord^^
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(R-TX) .-- " TCNN CURL CRLB VFF VRNO AYR SNDL CGC TLRY MSOS "
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Re: Fartball
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11/24/19 04:36 AM
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Simple Searcher
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"Man is still a hunter, still a simple searcher after meat..." Robert C. Ruark
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Re: Fartball
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11/25/19 11:02 AM
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pigplinker
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Re: Fartball
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11/25/19 05:27 PM
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hook_n_line
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Sometimes it's hard being me! But somebody has to do it.
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Re: Fartball
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11/26/19 03:19 PM
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Pope&Young
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Re: Fartball
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11/26/19 03:24 PM
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pertnear
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Truer words never written!!
"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.” - George Orwell
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Re: Fartball
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11/28/19 11:47 AM
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Stub
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