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He's a Union Man.....
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09/19/19 06:48 PM
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reeltexan
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A dedicated UAW union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
"If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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Re: He's a Union Man.....
[Re: Gary Olson]
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09/20/19 11:16 AM
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decook
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I think you missed the punchline. No it dont.
Press for an AMERICAN.
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Re: He's a Union Man.....
[Re: reeltexan]
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09/20/19 06:21 PM
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TEXASLEFTY
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Never been to a camping world. I prefer Dick's to be honest.
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Re: He's a Union Man.....
[Re: reeltexan]
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09/20/19 07:55 PM
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redchevy
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It's hell eatin em live
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Re: He's a Union Man.....
[Re: reeltexan]
#7612018
09/21/19 12:59 AM
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Bee'z
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Re: He's a Union Man.....
[Re: TEXASLEFTY]
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09/21/19 01:52 AM
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SnakeWrangler
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All great humor is based on some truth....unless a democrap is telling the joke....
I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: He's a Union Man.....
[Re: reeltexan]
#7612582
09/21/19 11:43 PM
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colt45-90
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Texas colt45
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hold on Newt, we got a runaway
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