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He's a Union Man..... #7610705 09/19/19 06:48 PM
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A dedicated UAW union worker was attending a convention in Las
Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the
street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The
girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a
92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority
and according to union rules, she's next."


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Re: He's a Union Man..... [Re: reeltexan] #7611122 09/20/19 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Gary Olson
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I think you missed the punchline. No it dont.


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Re: He's a Union Man..... [Re: reeltexan] #7611680 09/20/19 06:21 PM
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That’s great!!!


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Re: He's a Union Man..... [Re: reeltexan] #7611724 09/20/19 07:02 PM
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Re: He's a Union Man..... [Re: reeltexan] #7611782 09/20/19 07:55 PM
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Re: He's a Union Man..... [Re: TEXASLEFTY] #7612049 09/21/19 01:52 AM
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Originally Posted by TEXASLEFTY
That’s great!!!


All great humor is based on some truth....unless a democrap is telling the joke....


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Actually, BBC is pretty damn good

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Re: He's a Union Man..... [Re: reeltexan] #7612582 09/21/19 11:43 PM
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