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Texas mystery number one.
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08/06/19 12:37 AM
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J. Preston Bailey
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Why does Dallas have COWBOYS while Fort Worth is also known as COWTOWN?
It seems like all the cowboys and all the cows should be in the same town.
Last edited by J. Preston Bailey; 08/06/19 12:38 AM.
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: J. Preston Bailey]
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08/06/19 12:38 AM
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RayB
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There is time, and you must take it, to lay your hand on your dog's head as you walk past him lying on the floor or on his settle, time to talk with him, to remember with him, time to please him, time you can't buy back once he's gone" GBE
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: J. Preston Bailey]
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08/06/19 12:41 AM
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Roll-Tide
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You can get you post count up in the food section very quickly.
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: Roll-Tide]
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08/06/19 12:42 AM
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J. Preston Bailey
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Not trying for any trolling sprees or post count records.
I'm just trying to get this Lone Star "cow" mystery solved.
Dallas is the Home of the Cowboys yet Fort Worth next door is Cowtown.
The Fort Worth Cowboys should really be playing the Detroit Lions on Thanksgiving Day.
It seems only reasonable to put the cows and the Cowboys all in the same city.
Last edited by J. Preston Bailey; 08/06/19 12:47 AM.
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: J. Preston Bailey]
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08/06/19 12:47 AM
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beaversnipe
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And austin is home of the hippies in yuppietown
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: beaversnipe]
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08/06/19 12:49 AM
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J. Preston Bailey
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And austin is home of the hippies in yuppietown Or move the cows all to Dallas and make that COWTOWN. So, where are all the horses in TX?
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: J. Preston Bailey]
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08/06/19 12:56 AM
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And austin is home of the hippies in yuppietown Or move the cows all to Dallas and make that COWTOWN. So, where are all the horses in TX? sheesh
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: J. Preston Bailey]
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08/06/19 12:58 AM
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Is there a lot of meth up in Oklahoma ? Asking for a friend...
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: pdr55]
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08/06/19 01:03 AM
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Is there a lot of meth up in Oklahoma ? Asking for a friend... I don't know. There seems to have been a lot of that in Idaho where I came from. I think sucking in the humidity and red dust makes people touched in the head here. Maybe getting spun around by tornadoes causes Sooner dizziness.
Last edited by J. Preston Bailey; 08/06/19 01:04 AM.
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: J. Preston Bailey]
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08/06/19 01:04 AM
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consider ourselves lucky Ft worth got the cows we got the cowboys
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: pdr55]
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08/06/19 01:07 AM
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Is there a lot of meth up in Oklahoma ? Asking for a friend... No more than Texas.
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: J. Preston Bailey]
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08/06/19 01:08 AM
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BOBO the Clown
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And austin is home of the hippies in yuppietown Or move the cows all to Dallas and make that COWTOWN. So, where are all the horses in TX? Cowtown is the old rail market, that was bought by some hippies recently, no horses because a bunch idiots that think horses are man’s best friend shut down the slaughter markets so now they just die a miserable degenerate death in the pasture, because the idiot horse lovers don’t have a noble bone in their cowardly body. Cowboys is a representative team of North Texas
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: J. Preston Bailey]
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08/06/19 01:09 AM
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BOBO the Clown
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Is there a lot of meth up in Oklahoma ? Asking for a friend... I don't know. There seems to have been a lot of that in Idaho where I came from. I think sucking in the humidity and red dust makes people touched in the head here. Maybe getting spun around by tornadoes causes Sooner dizziness. Where in Idaho are you from
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: J. Preston Bailey]
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08/06/19 01:18 AM
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NORML as can be
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Do they still not smoke marijuana in Muskogee?
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: NORML as can be]
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08/06/19 01:21 AM
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bigbob_ftw
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Do they still not smoke marijuana in Muskogee? Merle loved the devils lettuce.
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: hetman]
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08/06/19 01:22 AM
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J. Preston Bailey
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consider ourselves lucky Ft worth got the cows we got the cowboys Dallas Cowboys just rolls off the tongue nicer than awkward sounding "Fort Worth Cowboys". Maybe that should solve the mystery of the NFL football team name and location with respect to Cowtown. "Cowtown Cowboys" would sound like a stupid alliteration. They could relocate the team to Fort Worth and call them the Cowtown Wranglers. But "wranglers" often work horse herds and not cattle. How about the "Cowtown S__tkickers" relocated in Fort Worth or leave the team in Dallas and rename them the Dallas Lone Stars? They already have one blue star on either side of their helmets anyway.
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
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08/06/19 01:22 AM
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Is there a lot of meth up in Oklahoma ? Asking for a friend... I don't know. There seems to have been a lot of that in Idaho where I came from. I think sucking in the humidity and red dust makes people touched in the head here. Maybe getting spun around by tornadoes causes Sooner dizziness. Where in Idaho are you from Boise
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: bigbob_ftw]
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08/06/19 01:25 AM
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NORML as can be
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Do they still not smoke marijuana in Muskogee? Merle loved the devils lettuce. Yea he did
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: NORML as can be]
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08/06/19 01:35 AM
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J. Preston Bailey
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Do they still not smoke marijuana in Muskogee? I don't know, is football still the roughest thing on campus there? There are still quite a number of older cars in Lawton. Some folks here still take trips in Ford LTDs.
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: J. Preston Bailey]
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08/06/19 01:41 AM
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bigbob_ftw
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Do they still not smoke marijuana in Muskogee? I don't know, is football still the roughest thing on campus there? There are still quite a number of older cars in Lawton. Some folks here still take trips in Ford LTDs. Ever eat at the meers store?
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: bigbob_ftw]
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08/06/19 01:44 AM
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Do they still not smoke marijuana in Muskogee? I don't know, is football still the roughest thing on campus there? There are still quite a number of older cars in Lawton. Some folks here still take trips in Ford LTDs. Ever eat at the meers store? No, but I have eaten at the Y.
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: J. Preston Bailey]
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08/06/19 01:45 AM
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Cast
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Been to Meers a few times...
Cast I have a short attention spa
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
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08/06/19 01:50 AM
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Been to Meers a few times... How are the Whataburgers in Texas? In Lawton they were fine in 1990 but now they are dirty pig stys. Too cheap to hire a janitor I guess. In Lawton they have Cracker Barrel but I've only been at the one in Boise, ID. They had nice cold apple cider there but make sure the ham you order with your eggs is sugar-cured or it will otherwise taste gross. The Walmarts in Lawton are rather "squal-marts" for cleanliness are lack thereof too but I've seen a trashier one in Rancho Cordova, California just outside Sacramento. The Walmarts in Boise, Idaho, all three, are super clean. This whole town is a dirtbag now. A bunch of fat and lazy pigs. Used to be decent 30 years ago but no more.
Last edited by J. Preston Bailey; 08/06/19 02:00 AM.
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
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08/06/19 02:02 AM
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Sniper John
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Trivia, The Cowboys originally was to be the Dallas Steers. They soon realized that was a bad idea with the castrated jokes that would follow. Then they changed it to the Rangers. The Rangers baseball team was supposed to be no more before the first football game. When the Rangers baseball team continued to play, the name became the Cowboys just before the first game. There had been opposition from the Redskins on the creation of another NFL team, so it was only natural that the owners choose the Cowboys as the new name.
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Re: Texas mystery number one.
[Re: Sniper John]
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08/06/19 02:05 AM
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J. Preston Bailey
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Trivia, The Cowboys originally was to be the Dallas Steers. They soon realized that was a bad idea with the castrated jokes that would follow. Then they changed it to the Rangers. The Rangers baseball team was supposed to be no more before the first football game. When the Rangers baseball team continued to play, the name became the Cowboys just before the first game. There had been opposition from the Redskins on the creation of another NFL team, so it was only natural that the owners choose the Cowboys as the new name. There are only two things that come from Texas, speaking of steers and....jokes.
Last edited by J. Preston Bailey; 08/06/19 02:06 AM.
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