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 How to tell you are getting older..
#7515136
05/19/19 03:32 AM
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Superduty
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Need glasses to cut your fingernails. 
'It's Only Treason if You Lose."
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515149
05/19/19 03:56 AM
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SapperTitan
Taking Requests
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Taking Requests
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This thread will die quickly on its own. No need for me to kill it.
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515155
05/19/19 04:30 AM
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Roll-Tide
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I have perfected chewing mine off. Looks professionally done.
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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05/19/19 06:29 AM
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pegasaurus
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I have perfected chewing mine off. Looks professionally done. That is very unsanitary.
Funny thing about getting older:
Your eyesight starts getting weaker but your ability to
see through people's BS gets much better.
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515167
05/19/19 10:41 AM
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beaversnipe
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Try to bring every storm to you
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515170
05/19/19 11:03 AM
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Stub
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One symptom of getting old is getting Furniture Disease Thats when your Chest drops into your Drawers 
  “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” —Groucho Marx
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
[Re: Stub]
#7515173
05/19/19 11:40 AM
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Posts: 22,477
Superduty
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One symptom of getting old is getting Furniture Disease Thats when your Chest drops into your Drawers 
'It's Only Treason if You Lose."
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515180
05/19/19 12:08 PM
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Dave Davidson
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Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515182
05/19/19 12:09 PM
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Dave Davidson
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glasses? I must have a bucketful of cheap readers.
Without a sense of urgency, nothing ever happens.
Boy, if I say "sic em", you'd better look for something to bite. Sam Shelley, Rancher Muleshoe Texas 1892-1985 RIP
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515223
05/19/19 01:45 PM
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Erathkid
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When you still have 'lead in your pencil', but the Wife wants you to stop writing/riding her.
Life is too short, as is. Don't chance it.
Don't text and drive.
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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05/19/19 01:53 PM
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HWY_MAN
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glasses? I must have a bucketful of cheap readers. In every vehicle the shop and about 3 more scattered around the house.
Yes! A Weatherby does kill them deader.
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515227
05/19/19 01:54 PM
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NORML as can be
^^Cut the Cord^^
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When you still have 'lead in your pencil', but the Wife wants you to stop writing/riding her. Girlfriends 
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515243
05/19/19 02:25 PM
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Cast
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Im still trying to find my keys.
Cast ![[Linked Image]](http://winsounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Longhorn-Logo.png) I have a short attention spa
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515262
05/19/19 02:55 PM
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Lazyjack
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Well, heck.
I had several good examples, but suddenly can't remember them.
If the 2nd amendment was written just to include guns for hunting, why is there not an amendment to protect fishing poles?
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515275
05/19/19 03:05 PM
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beaversnipe
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The day im gonna have to wear depend, ill put a bullet through my knucklehead
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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05/19/19 03:24 PM
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Stub
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“I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” —Groucho Marx
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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05/19/19 03:35 PM
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bigbob_ftw
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When you don't need an alarm clock anymore.
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515290
05/19/19 03:35 PM
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leswad
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Ear hair and your first shart event,
Last edited by leswad; 05/19/19 03:43 PM.
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515297
05/19/19 03:41 PM
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ntxtrapper
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I knew I was getting older the first time I hurt myself while sleeping.
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515326
05/19/19 04:27 PM
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don k
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515329
05/19/19 04:31 PM
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pnh
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Just one day closer to my boys touching the toilet water!
Character is what you do when nobody's looking.
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515368
05/19/19 05:59 PM
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OkieDokie
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Just one day closer to my boys touching the toilet water! Just one day closer to my boys touching the toilet water! Made me laugh.
Maybe Today.
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515432
05/19/19 08:30 PM
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Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 22,477
Superduty
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"The Regulator"
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Waking up in the morning and as soon as you put your feet down, feels like I sprained my ankle. I mean I could barley walk. Has happened twice to me, crazy.
'It's Only Treason if You Lose."
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515435
05/19/19 08:38 PM
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Texas Dan
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Whenever you no longer want to climb any higher than a stalk of corn.
"Some people will never like you because your spirit irritates their demons."
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Re: How to tell you are getting older..
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#7515457
05/19/19 09:24 PM
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Dalee7892
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You can't get your toes closer to your eyes to cut toe nails.
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