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Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking
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04/30/19 02:25 PM
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Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are sitting in a bar. Sylvester Stallone says, “Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I’m all out of ideas at the moment, I’m kind of bored with the standard action flicks.”
Chuck says, “Guys, I’m bored of doing action movies too and I’ve got some ideas but you may not like them.”
Sylvester says, “Let us hear it.”
So Chuck continues, “All right, this may sound silly, but I was actually thinking about doing a movie on great classical composers.”
That’s when Arnold throws himself in the conversation and says, “That sounds like a great idea! Sylvester, you can be Mozart, and Chuck can be Beethoven!”
“And who will you be, Arnold?”
“I’ll be Bach.”
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Re: Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking
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04/30/19 02:26 PM
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Re: Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking
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04/30/19 02:37 PM
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Re: Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking
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04/30/19 02:47 PM
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Corny, but good.
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Re: Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking
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04/30/19 03:28 PM
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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Re: Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking
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04/30/19 03:47 PM
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D+, gotta give you a smidge for effort.
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Re: Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking
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04/30/19 04:23 PM
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Harsh crowd today. I grinned so C+.
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Re: Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking
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04/30/19 04:53 PM
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So, the question is, did you see it coming?
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Re: Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking
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04/30/19 06:37 PM
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No. Made me lol.... you’d give it a C at best..... IMO
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Re: Sly, Chuck, and Arnold are in a bar talking
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04/30/19 06:41 PM
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Hey, a C is an average joke. That’s good. I did not see it coming. I give the joke a B.
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