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New Carpet
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03/25/19 01:36 PM
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Bass&More
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A carpet layer had just finished installing....carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize that he had lost his cigarettes. In the middle the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes," he said to himself. He proceeded to take his hammer and flatten the hump. As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway." "Now," she said, "if only I could find my hamster."
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Re: New Carpet
[Re: Bass&More]
#7468247
03/25/19 02:07 PM
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TXHOGSLAYER
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LETS GO BRANDON
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Re: New Carpet
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#7468356
03/25/19 03:30 PM
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SnakeWrangler
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I believe in science and I’m an insufferable [censored] Actually, BBC is pretty damn good "You Cannot Simultaneously Be Politically Correct And Intellectually Honest!"
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